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About Mrs Glockrunner

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    Born in Iowa, live in SC

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  1. Luckily this turns out okay. https://i.imgur.com/EpedGJP.gifv
  2. Good video. https://www.wimp.com/dog-playing-piano-while-toddler-dances/
  3. https://biggeekdad.com/2013/12/magical-piano/
  4. Interesting https://www.wimp.com/dolphins-play-dangerous-game-with-pufferfish/
  5. It was election time and the politician decided to go out to the local reservation and try to get the Native American vote. They were all assembled in the Council Hall to hear the speech. The politician had worked up to his finale, and the crowd was getting more and more excited. "I promise better education opportunities for Native Americans!" The crowd went wild, shouting "Hoya! Hoya!". The politician was a bit puzzled by the native word, but was encouraged by their enthusiasm. "I promise gambling reforms to allow a Casino on the Reservation!" "Hoya! Hoya!" cried the crowd, stomping their feet. "I promise more social reforms and job opportunities for Native Americans!" The crowd reached a frenzied pitch shouting "Hoya! Hoya! Hoya!" After the speech, the Politician was touring the Reservation, and saw a tremendous herd of cattle. Since he was raised on a ranch, and knew a bit about cattle, he asked the Chief if he could get closer to take a look at the cattle. "Sure," the Chief said, "but be careful not to step in the hoya..."
  6. Kind of interesting. https://www.wimp.com/how-faber-castell-makes-their-colored-pencils/
  7. I will be out of town this week, off the internet grid, so no jokes. I'll be back next Monday.
  8. A husband and wife who own a circus walk into an adoption agency looking to adopt a child. "Are you sure the circus is the best place for a child?" asks the social worker. "I mean, all those dangerous animals, the constant traveling..." "The animals are trained," says the wife. "And we have a state-of-the-art 55 foot motor home that is equipped with a large nursery." "How will you educate your child?" "We've arranged for a full-time tutor to teach all the regular subjects, as well as Mandarin and computer programming," explains the husband. "And the nanny is certified in pediatric care, child welfare, and nutrition," the wife adds. The social worker is impressed. "Well, you do seem perfect. What age were you looking to adopt?" The husband says, "It doesn't really matter, as long as they fit in the cannon."
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