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    Born in Iowa, live in SC

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  1. It can mean: Food Dating Murder Never thought of it that way.
  2. Very well done. https://biggeekdad.com/2021/04/glen-campbell-classical-gas/
  3. Not for me. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tUWYXe9qbY
  4. Did you hear about the ship that ran aground carrying a cargo of red and black paint? > > > > > > > The whole crew was marooned.
  5. Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? Many soles were lost. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ If H2O is on the inside of a fire hydrant. What's on the outside? K9P -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- What do you call a ghoul who sits too close to the fire? A toasty ghosty. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: Why do ducks have flat feet? A: To stomp out forest fires. Q: Why do elephants have flat feet? A: To stomp out flaming ducks! ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmation dog. The children started discussing what the dog's duties might be. "They use him to keep crowds back," said one youngster. "No," said another, "he's just for good luck." A third child concluded. "No silly, they use the dogs to find the fire hydrant!"
  6. Unbelievable https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0yBfyDbG5E
  7. A boy and his father got on the elevator in the Empire State Building in New York City. As they started to the top, the boy watched the signs flashing as they ascended: 10, 20, 30, 40, 50, 60, 70. Anxious, he took his father's hand and asked, "Daddy, does God know we're coming?"
  8. Yup https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHgCP_gHOuU
  9. What does James Bond's doorbell sound like? > > > > > > > > > Dong. Ding, Dong.
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