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    Good for you, amigo. Remember Ohm's Law. Good luck.
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    Excactly. Or, when a farmer brings water to his crops in the field.
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    Honda has a Collision Mitagation Braking System. Now all they need to do is find people under the age of fifty that know what mitiigation means.
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    According to the commercial, it does have a pretty light that comes on to show you that it's working.
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    So, I see a Suburu commercial that shows a feature called pre-collision braking. Pre- means: before. Before some event. An event that has occurred. So, Suburu has a feature that brakes your automobile just before it collides with whatever caused the pre-collision braking to begin braking. Before the event. Which is a collision. Is that really helpful?
  6. Best wishes, ma'am. And we love you more.
  7. Nudging the machine with your hip to influence play was called a gunch. Why, I have no idea. And, yes, I have worked on the innards of the old pinball machines. Shocking.
  8. Bring me the sprouts! Bring me the sprouts! A little salt, black pepper and a touch of butter. Bring me the sprouts! Bring me the sprouts!
  9. It was either the Brussels Sprouts, or the Dozen Doughnuts A Day Club. I knew which one you favor.
  10. I have just enrolled you in the Brussels Sprout Lover's Club. You will receive eight pounds of the delicious mini-cabbages on the first of every month. No need to thank me.
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    I was talking to a wombat the other day, and boy howdy, is he mad. Seems folk can't tell the difference between a wombat and a woodchuck and the womat has been getting all sorts of grief about chucking other people's wood. Wombat is thinking of filing a lawsuit for defamation and slander. But, he'll have to wait. All of the weasels are busy in Washington, D.C.
  12. You, ma'am, are an inspiration. When I'm bored or need a distraction, I do math problems.
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