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    And the only picture the newspapers will be able to find is either his high school graduation picture or one from when he was eight years old and dressed like Tigger for Halloween.
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    For a while, I gave my wife Red Roses on our anniversary, One for each year we have been married. One year I gave her 14 Red Roses and she exclaimed, you are wrong, we have been married for 16 years. I calmly told her the 14 Red Roses were for the 14 years. The other two I didn't even want to talk about. That was a long time ago...…………….
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    It’s a mustache. The plane is Italian.
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    Good for you, amigo. My face will never be normal and I wasn't stung by hornets.
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    Another example where antigun laws cause injuries. Most people can not carry in that state so 5 people got stabbed before somebody called the cops and once the cops finally show up they did what anybody in the store should have been allowed to do at the time the knife was displayed.
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    Big trouble in Little Chicago! I'm pretty sure he was a lovable kid, looking forward to applying to engineering school next year.
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    "A Washington state police chief who took a stand in refusing to enforce elements of the state’s widely encompassing new gun control package is now running for Governor of the state. He’s making a pledge to restore the gun rights of Washingtonians a central message of his campaign. Loren Culp is the police chief of Republic, Washington. He was praised by gun owners and vilified by liberal prosecutors for his constitutional refusal to enforce parts of a massive gun control law enacted in 2018." https://bigleaguepolitics.com/washington-police-chief-who-refused-to-enforce-gun-control-running-for-governor/
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    So my cousin is pretty much the opposite end of the spectrum from me. Went out and got herself a fancy edumacation, spends time writing articles for eco magazines and forestry stuff and whatnot. I'm also short and round, she's tall and skinny. Not that the last part means anything, just point out more opposites. Was listening to her having a conversation with someone about how she was so thankful that the state is paying for her healthcare (not that she actually has any health problems, but what do I know) because if the state didn't pay for her health insurance she'd have to, you know, go out and get a real job to support herself and pay for the health insurance she's required to have even though she's not using it, instead of spending so much time in scholarly pursuits and such. Maybe I just don't get it. I mean, why should someone be thankful to a group of people forcing you to pay money to people you don't know for services you don't need or use, coming from taxes that were forced to be paid against your will (or aid by other people against their will whatever the case may be) and actually think that it makes sense? I mean yeah, it's nice to have health insurance to cover when things go wrong, but I'm supposed to pay hundreds of dollars every month for insurance for my son when he gets 1 checkup a year, and a trip to urgent care under self pay is like $150 if something serious comes up. I'm covered under the VA, but still end up paying for everything myself because they're such a pain to deal with, that's why I know what urgent care visits around here cost. Sad part is though, my only visits to urgent care and the ER were both for infections that I needed antibiotics for, and pretty obviously at that, and the only reason I went was for a doctor to write a prescription so I could even get the medicine I needed quickly. so in other words, I'm pretty annoyed by the liberal mindset that forcing everyone to do something then acting like it's the government's job to pay for whatever stupidity they're shoving down our throats because they don't seem to understand that WE'RE THE ONES THAT FUND THE FREAKING GOVERNMENT and money doesn't just appear out of nowhere, then act like the government is doing us a favor by paying other people for things that we don't need and aren't using is a good thing.
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    Kindly (to yourself) think again about this. There are things in life that we have absolutely no control over. Some call that fate. We can only hope to be responsible for the things that we can control. Choices are by definition intractable. For example, I load my PPS with Norma MHP--- https://www.norma-ammunition.com/us/Our-Products/Our-Brands/Norma-MHP/ Just in case that some day studies might show that aggressors of those I hold near and dear suffer from a copper deficiency due to malnutrition. I aim to please. We can only do the best we can. Everything else is fortuitous. And so forth...
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    I thought I was being smart when I married at a young age. I told my wife that I wanted to be able to grow up with my children, so I could enjoy them for the greatest length of time. What I forgot is that now, my children are entering retirement also. I was so dumb that I never thought that I might have to see them go through the pains and afflictions of aging, that I am presently experiencing. Now, my greatest fear is that one of them will have to suffer from the many difficulties of old age, and I will be around to see it. Worse yet, this is the time statisticians start talking about infant mortality, that is the unpredictable loss of persons before their statistical life time. Worse yet, I hope I don't have to live through losing one of my children, simply because I chose to be with them for as long as I could. I am worried that I made a terrible decision back then. I can't imagine a worse thing than to be around for the demise of my child.
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    I have changed. In that quite a few years ago I realized that I needed to savor every moment spent with friends and family as if it were the last. My father died more than 40 years ago.
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    They do get numb to our comments as time goes by. My answer when someone asks how long we have been married is, "It seems like forever". But as your wife does, my wife tells them how well I treat her, and she puts up with my smart ass remarks. Once in a great while, the apparent quip I throw out has some basis in fact, however at this point in our lives, nothing is worth getting very upset about. Death is closer than any other complaint I, or she, might have, so it's a matter of priorities.
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    Whenever I am asked how long I've been married I answer, "Slightly more than 30....but they feel like 50!" These days I only get a slight roll of the eyes from her...
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    I just meant normal for what my face looks like, no comparisons to actual humans anywhere in my previous posts.
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    My face is almost back to normal. At noon I had to take my son for his soccer picture. There was also a team picture, which I had to be in, being the coach and all that. I think the swelling went down enough that it won't be noticeable in a group picture, but we'll see.
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    I would just like to remind you that I am a licensed, professional obfuscator. Y'all others are just amateurs.
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    The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. ---The next day, the kids came back and, one by one, began to tell their stories. There were all the regular types of stuff: Spilled milk and pennies saved. But then the teacher realized, that only Janie was left. "Janie, do you have a story to share?" "Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a Marine pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and then she parachuted right into the middle of 20 Iraqi troops........ She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands." ''Good Heavens, 'said the horrified teacher. What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story'?" ...."Don't Screw with Mommy when she's been drinking."
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    Get your chicks for free.
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    And you play your guitar on the mtv!
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    I try to leave the obvious to others and present the unexpected.
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    Liberals will celebrate for a short while, then they are also against the wall. You can't make deals with people that believe in lying.
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    When one is at work and has to use the restroom and you find an unknown co-worker in a stall and chatting on the phone, what is one to do? Prank that sucka! Slam the door to a stall, start cursing that I'll never get my pants down in time, and then start screaming as if giving birth to a moose! Sorry, buddy... You left yourself and your friend open for that one.
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    https://www.kare11.com/article/news/local/breaking-the-news/bride-pays-it-forward-after-heartbreak/89-6025fd45-a160-4c17-bfc9-0f60cebc1252 Sent from my Jack boot using Copatalk
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    Well...truth be told. His panties were bunched up in a wad. Oh...I'm sorry. Was that too homophobic? As Biden says, "Truth over facts!". Can't stand the guy. Oh...I'm sorry. Was that too genderphobic? Like-minded folks are becoming more and more repulsive to me. Oh...I'm sorry. Was that too Demophobic?
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    If you can follow this, it wasn't directed to you.
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    The Dems will use that as an excuse to say teachers are underpaid and having to supplement their incomes selling drugs (when they are too ugly to strip instead).
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    You serve a critical purpose in life. Life is actually quite simple. But many cover their lack of willingness to accept the responsibility for making it more difficult, instead of doing what they subconsciously know is the right thing to do, people make up excuses for their lack of decisiveness. They come up with all kinds of complications that place any rationale for their predicament on someone, or something else. Thus relieving them of the responsibility for the decision they should have made, but didn't want to in the first place. An obfuscator then comes along and vindicates them with a convoluted explanation they barely understand, if at all, for their present predicament. But it does make them feel good that they didn't do what had to be done at the time they should have done it. You serve a admirable purpose in life by giving meaning to those who have none. KUDO's to you for helping humanity misunderstand their purpose.
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    Many of us can't tell the difference between passion and reason.
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    Interesting idea ”we won’t impeach you if you give us the judge we want” but that would be a quid pro quo wouldn’t it? .
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    I did some work in southern CA this summer. We were installing some custom-heated equipment (extra expensive) and wondered about it and asked a native how cold it gets there. He said, "Huh! Wow! I've seen it get down to 55°!"
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    The rhyme only works with one of them though.
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    But, you are speaking against what the government defines as an, "opportunity". Government has evolved (de-volved?) into an entity whose whole purpose is to take back all the money you have as a means of control, after all, it's printed by them, therefore it's all theirs! The government is the worst of any entities to think they can solve a problem. The reason is, that they exist to gain power, control, and money. This has nothing to do with problem solving. However, it is the only way government looks at a problem. On a more personal basis, this same attitude is called, "What's in it for me!".
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