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I woke up to find myself covered in smashed Easter eggs and a note from my wife saying, "You stupid, drunken idiot." That was a great Wednesday.

The Lamborghini Countach was beyond exotic. In its day, it was a radical ****ing car. Daisy Duke would have been a ****ing radical time.

Beth, a vintage GTO, a Harley and love is a lie.

How do you make Easter easier? Replace the t with an i.

to get hit by a flaming, supersonic toilet seat. http://www.satview.org/?sat_id=37820U

I immediately thought of this show. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0348913/?ref_=nm_knf_i2

see,i always got the hollow bunny representing the empty tomb of Jesus,the sweetness of resurrection. and the Eggs representing rebirth. but,when i was in Catholic School i asked a priest,why on such a Holy day representing the change between Judaism into Christianity why would we eat Ham,when Pork is forbidden by Hebrew law and Jesus was the Hebrew Messiah? or worse,why would we eat Lamb on Easter when Jesus is considered by Christians to be the Blood of the Lamb? and the Salad and roasted Potatoes,Carrots and Parsnips what could they mean in the Easter feast? and what about the pies and cake and all the fresh fruit we eat. he thought about it for a moment and then said in his thick Boston Irish Accent "why the hell don`t you ever invite me to Easter at your house?"