Moshe Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 I wonder if I should Arthur Dent? https://youtu.be/tvS75z7gl-s 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RenoF250 Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 Do you know why it is there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DWARREN123 Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 Get a towel and stick out your thumb! 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RenoF250 Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 https://smile.amazon.com/Tornado-Equipment-42KMS-Construction-Ignition/dp/B009XZ3XM0/ref=sr_1_7?keywords=equipment+keys&qid=1559579067&s=gateway&sr=8-7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C_Hallbert Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 The bulldozer is the iconic symbol for the concept of ‘Ultimate Domain’....., sorry. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 Look for Vogons. 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willie-pete Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 A dyslexic operator probably wrote your address for the house to be demolished. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silentpoet Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 46 minutes ago, janice6 said: Look for Vogons. 42. 2 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul53 Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 Hi Arthur! It's me, your old friend Ford Prefect. Let's take a walk. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SC Tiger Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 This will all end in tears. I just know it..... 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tadbart Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 Prolly jus some anti-Semites preparing for a BBQ. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silentpoet Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 52 minutes ago, tadbart said: Prolly jus some anti-Semites preparing for a BBQ. Rep Talib? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dric902 Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 Don’t panic 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grabbrass Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 5 hours ago, janice6 said: Look for Vogons. Oh freddled gruntbuggly, Thy micturations are to me, (with big yawning) As plurdled gabbleblotchits, in midsummer morning On a lurgid bee, That mordiously hath blurted out, Its earted jurtles, grumbling Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer. [drowned out by moaning and screaming] Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles, Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts, And living glupules frart and stipulate, Like jowling meated liverslime, Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes, And hooptiously drangle me, With crinkly bindlewurdles,mashurbitries. Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, See if I don't! 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 2 minutes ago, Grabbrass said: Oh freddled gruntbuggly, Thy micturations are to me, (with big yawning) As plurdled gabbleblotchits, in midsummer morning On a lurgid bee, That mordiously hath blurted out, Its earted jurtles, grumbling Into a rancid festering confectious organ squealer. [drowned out by moaning and screaming] Now the jurpling slayjid agrocrustles, Are slurping hagrilly up the axlegrurts, And living glupules frart and stipulate, Like jowling meated liverslime, Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes, And hooptiously drangle me, With crinkly bindlewurdles,mashurbitries. Or else I shall rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, See if I don't! That poem was so good it made my eyes bleed. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 37 minutes ago, Dric902 said: Don’t panic Always have your towel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moshe Posted June 3, 2019 Author Share Posted June 3, 2019 3 minutes ago, janice6 said: That poem was so good it made my eyes bleed. I think that is what happened when I got my eye surgery. They must have recited Vogon poetry while I was out. My eyes bled for two days straight. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moshe Posted June 3, 2019 Author Share Posted June 3, 2019 Sorry, macabre humor is the best humor when things happen. Now, I have to remember after the lid lift I have eye buggers again. LOL 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tadbart Posted June 3, 2019 Share Posted June 3, 2019 I love all the Hitchhiker's references in this thread! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 1 hour ago, tadbart said: I love all the Hitchhiker's references in this thread! My favorite version was a TV series by the BBC, it had differences from the full movie and the book. Anyway, the scene I love best was when the characters were watching the intergalactic new broadcast about Zaphod's stealing the Improbability Drive Space ship. The announcer in this version said that Zaphod, the Galactic President had stolen the ship, and he was purported to be accompanied by "a female companion reputed to be the best bang since the big one!" 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SarahMcGlocklan Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 Have you tried yeeting it? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moshe Posted June 4, 2019 Author Share Posted June 4, 2019 (edited) Not my thing. I suppose if I was a 13 year old girl I would give it a try. Then I wouldn't have monumental ruts in in my curtilage. I guess they aren't the brightest as they finally moved it out to work on the FM. The empty field on the other side would have been a better choice. But, if I could yeet a flatbed and a huge bulldozer, I would be the Hulk. That I am not. Yes, I have to keep with stupid fads. My son doesn't come home with that crap, but then again his time was usually divided between martial arts down the road and JROTC. When he is not doing that, he is weight lifting in his room, or coming out to do pull ups. He is more of a doer than being on his phone calling friends all the time like his sister. Edited June 4, 2019 by Moshe 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SC Tiger Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 18 hours ago, janice6 said: Look for Vogons. On no account should you allow a Vogon to read poetry to you...... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tadbart Posted June 4, 2019 Share Posted June 4, 2019 Hey, isn't today Killdozer Day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moshe Posted June 6, 2019 Author Share Posted June 6, 2019 I think it is, because with all the rain, they have decided to remove themselves. Which is fine by me, there is just a cluster out there, no speed limit other than the one posted 55mph, and random rumble strips, because after all who needs tread on their vehicles and a good alignment anyway. I think this guy is in charge of public works: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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