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5 minutes ago, Eric said:

 

Pffffttt. A few Graboids and Ass Blasters from the Tremors series would beat those tubular bitches like they stole something. I'll walk with all the rhythm I care to, thank you very much. For the record, the only spices worth fighting for are some Chipotle spice and maybe some nice Ancho chile spice.

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9 minutes ago, Rabbi said:

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If the Graboids and Ass Blasters have any trouble closing the deal,

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Burt Gummer will have something for their subterranean asses. And being a late-middle-age, really, really white guy, he has no discernible rhythm, so we are safe on that score.

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13 minutes ago, Eric said:

If the Graboids and Ass Blasters have any trouble closing the deal,

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Burt Gummer will have something for their subterranean asses. And being a late-middle-age, really, really white guy, he has no discernible rhythm, so we are safe on that score.

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Just as a technical issue past the humor of Tremors...... An Arrakeen sandworm is hundreds, if not more, times the size of the worms in Tremors. 

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5 minutes ago, Rabbi said:

Just as a technical issue past the humor of Tremors...... An Arrakeen sandworm is hundreds, if not more, times the size of the worms in Tremors. 

Yeah, but the Graboids are wily and far stronger than they look. Plus Burt Gummer is a crack shot and he has some hostility issues.

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For what it's worth, the Dune worms don't look that much bigger than a Graboid in this chart that I found online. As we all know, if it is found online, its accuracy and veracity is beyond question or doubt.Plus, I hear Beetljuice really hated Dune, so he would probably side with the Graboids. What say ye to that, RibEye?

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1 minute ago, Eric said:

For what it's worth, the Dune worms don't look that much bigger than a Graboid in this chart that I found online. As we all know, if it is found online, its accuracy and veracity is beyond question or doubt.Plus, I hear Beetljuice really hated Dune, so he would probably side with the Graboids. What say ye to that, RibEye?

Yeah, I know that chart. It is not accurate.  Adult Arrakeen sandworms are larger than aircraft carriers. 

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7 minutes ago, Rabbi said:

Yeah, I know that chart. It is not accurate.  Adult Arrakeen sandworms are larger than aircraft carriers. 

A likely story. I suspect that your aircraft carrier worms are simply an average, run-of-the-mill sandworm that have been drugged with Extenze or Viagra and everyone knows that a sandworm with a case of pharmacologically-induced Priapism is automatically disqualified from any official worm fighting leagues or events. Yeah, we know what kind of 'Spices' you have been feeding your worms. For shame!

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Wow. The geek in me is clearly weaker than I thought. Much of page one I got. The end of page one and page two thus far is way over my head...

I'll shut up and wait for The last Jedi prediction threads later on to prove the geek is me is at least mediocre.

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On 9/13/2017 at 2:43 AM, Eric said:

For what it's worth, the Dune worms don't look that much bigger than a Graboid in this chart that I found online. As we all know, if it is found online, its accuracy and veracity is beyond question or doubt.Plus, I hear Beetljuice really hated Dune, so he would probably side with the Graboids. What say ye to that, RibEye?

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These worms do not hold a candle to the deadliest worm. The Maguey worm in Mezcal has caused far more damage than all these others. If you don't believe me, try and drive around west Dallas after midnight.

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