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Happy Birthday Chuck Norris

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Happy Birthday to bad-ass number one!

Seventy-nine years ago the heavens aligned.

 

Sure hope I don't wake up dead tomorrow.

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Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet. He scares the **** out of it.

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Jesus can walk on water. Chuck Norris can swim through land.

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6 hours ago, Silentpoet said:

Sunday I watched Lone Wolf McQuade. 

Well, ummm, doesn't quite compare with swimming through land or counting to infinity, but not a bad start I suppose.....

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