Borg warner Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 6 hours ago, Moshe said: Well, surgery is being scheduled. I am good with the IV sedation. No idea how long the recovery will be. But, it would be nice to see out without have the shades closed so to speak. Hope the eye surgery goes well. And after you recover from that. you can look forward to the colonoscopy. I was surprised to find that as far as the actual procedure itself. there's nothing to it because with the drugs they give you, you don't feel a thing and have no idea what's going on back there. But the prep is what really sucks. 24 hour fasting and you have to drink literally an entire gallon of something that will give you the drizzling ****s and will clean you out and it takes a few hours until your watery stool clears up and there's nothing left to expel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul53 Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 (edited) 66 last month. Just a few weeks ago I turned 50. Something's weird about this time thing. The days drag while the years fly by. I'll be damned if I can figure it out. And now for something completely different; Edited February 15, 2019 by Paul53 So I'm old. Wanna make something of it? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 13 minutes ago, Paul53 said: 66 last month. Just a few weeks ago I turned 50. Something's weird about this time thing. The days drag while the years fly by. I'll be damned if I can figure it out. And now for something completely different; What are the shoes made of, Lead? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moshe Posted February 15, 2019 Author Share Posted February 15, 2019 Reminds me of what I would see on X-rays when Customs would X-ray trains. I still managed to have kids after that, amazingly. But, this Green guy used to visit the then Blue Guys and see those through steel box cars. I would tell them, "Stop that train, I want that car." You could shoot fish in a barrel of illegals hiding in trains that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pipedreams Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 10 hours ago, Borg warner said: Hope the eye surgery goes well. And after you recover from that. you can look forward to the colonoscopy. I was surprised to find that as far as the actual procedure itself. there's nothing to it because with the drugs they give you, you don't feel a thing and have no idea what's going on back there. But the prep is what really sucks. 24 hour fasting and you have to drink literally an entire gallon of something that will give you the drizzling ****s and will clean you out and it takes a few hours until your watery stool clears up and there's nothing left to expel. Well put, good eye doctor it a piece of cake. Just follow the instructions afterward to the letter. On the other end the gallon is the worst part as you said. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 I had a colonoscopy once. I told them to give me more drugs and make sure I was asleep before they started. They said, "We're already done." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moshe Posted February 15, 2019 Author Share Posted February 15, 2019 6 minutes ago, Huaco Kid said: I had a colonoscopy once. I told them to give me more drugs and make sure I was asleep before they started. They said, "We're already done." Both ends. Now they want to do it again. Fun. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 11 minutes ago, Moshe said: Both ends. Now they want to do it again. Fun. I've had the camera put down into my stomach / intestines several times. They have a strange rule (?) that they can't pull the camera out (breathing tube?) until you are pretty much out of the sedative. But I have this thing I do, where when I'm waking up, I really, really, really don't want to be gagging on a camera and I get very violent and physical. It happened the first time. They were warned the second time. The third time, I was fully restrained. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted February 15, 2019 Share Posted February 15, 2019 I had stomach problems and they shoved a scope down my throat to see what the diagnosis was. (malignant or not). They sprayed a numbing agent in my throat and it went well. After the doctor was finished looking into my stomach I elbowed the nurse a lot. She told the Doctor I wanted something. He figured out I wanted to look too. He handed me the control so I could browse around in my stomach. It was pretty cool. I would recommend it if the chance arises. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 50 minutes ago, janice6 said: He handed me the control so I could browse around in my stomach. It was pretty cool. I've got high-def color pictures. They're pretty freakin' gross. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul53 Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 Always wanted to try my hand at magic. I did the saw a person in half trick. Turns out it's easy. Putting them back together afterwards is the real trick! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrB Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 Most of my carry guns I bought back when I was young are now not made anymore and are worth way too much to carry now. Unlike me, they are in excellent condition. Dave.. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pima Pants Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 I don't even buy green bananas any more... 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 22 minutes ago, Pima Pants said: I don't even buy green bananas any more... Boy, that's pretty pessimistic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul53 Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 Well, comparatively, old age doesn't last too long. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 6 hours ago, Paul53 said: Always wanted to try my hand at magic. I did the saw a person in half trick. Turns out it's easy. Putting them back together afterwards is the real trick! I always have trouble getting them in the box. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 Don't step on sneak. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 I've been in the hospital a lot. Once, I don't even remember, probably restrained, which I should be... on a full freak... The nurse said, "You were signing violently". (I know sign language) The nurse said, "What's he saying??" My wife said, "I don't know." They all hate me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 I don't think I got what I wanted. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 I think I got out of the restraints (I do that). And then I leave the hospital. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 I do that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 And then the police find you, three miles up the interstate (you can't be walking up the interstate. it's not allowed). Headed north, towards home, exactly where I intended) And take you back to the hospital. Only, now, everyone there is really, really, really mad at you now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 You can't do that twice. They have your number now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 I've been in the hospital since (too many motorcycle crashes). And they say to my wife, "So, you'll be back early tomorrow?" She says, "No. I'll stay. He doesn't hospital well." and they say, "What?" She says, "Believe me." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted February 16, 2019 Share Posted February 16, 2019 I was once in the hospital, i don't know, and had my cell phone and the ambulance came to get me at the hospital. I don't remember most of that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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