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Two CIA Agents Arrested by Minutemen while Crossing Mexican Border with 1300 Pounds of Cocaine


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Something fishy here.

"“Both of them had valid accreditations and a receipt for their cargo” says Shawn Francis Miller, spokesman of the U.S. Customs and Border Protection for the El Paso sector. “What drug dealer in his right mind, demands a receipt for 1300 pounds of cocaine? There is really something strange about these guys, and we believe the CIA possibly knows more than what it is ready to admit.”"

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/two-cia-agents-arrested-by-minutemen-while-crossing-mexican-border-with-1300-pounds-of-cocaine/

 

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I have two or three theories about this.

Hammers have become extremely expensive and each now costs over $900.00 a pop and toilets over $3,500.00. The money has got to come from somewhere, or;

A failed lesson in time travel by aliens --- https://twitter.com/JoseCanseco/status/1090630252135497728?ref_src=twsrc^tfw  ,or;

The guy whose head got stuck in his wife's vagina orchestrated the whole operation--- https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/couple-hospitalized-after-man-gets-his-head-stuck-in-his-wifes-vagina/

 

 

 

 

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From the webpage, at the bottom:

"World News Daily Report assumes all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any person, living, dead or undead, is purely a miracle.

New World Order Media @ Copyright 2017"

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From the webpage, at the bottom:
"World News Daily Report assumes all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any person, living, dead or undead, is purely a miracle.
New World Order Media @ Copyright 2017"
Doesn't matter, the outraged will remain outraged.

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11 hours ago, Ricordo said:

From the webpage, at the bottom:

"World News Daily Report assumes all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any person, living, dead or undead, is purely a miracle.

New World Order Media @ Copyright 2017"

Got suckered on this one, like I said something was fishy about the whole thing.

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4 hours ago, pipedreams said:

Got suckered on this one, like I said something was fishy about the whole thing.

The writing's good and the red flags are well-disguised.  Fine job of making a bunch of lies look like the real thing.

Sort of like what CNN, MSNBC and others do...

 

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Either quietly go away, or two guys will soon be parking lot attendants. It says they drove across, so they were in New Mexico. The entire Texas border consists of the Rio Grande/ Rio Bravo. Know the area well.

Why would the CIA need to do this to acquire nose candy? Personal use maybe, or just 2 guys supplementing their retirement savings? Getting caught by civilians wont look good on resumes.

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18 hours ago, Ricordo said:

From the webpage, at the bottom:

"World News Daily Report assumes all responsibility for the satirical nature of its articles and for the fictional nature of their content. All characters appearing in the articles in this website – even those based on real people – are entirely fictional and any resemblance between them and any person, living, dead or undead, is purely a miracle.

New World Order Media @ Copyright 2017"

Just took a look at the front page of the website.  Here are the stories:

"ELDERLY COUPLE ACCIDENTALLY BURNS HOUSE DOWN DURING SEX GAME INVOLVING WW2 FLAMETHROWER"

"BABYSITTER TRANSPORTED TO HOSPITAL AFTER INSERTING A BABY IN HER VAGINA"

"FBI SEIZES OVER 3,000 PENISES DURING RAID AT MORGUE EMPLOYEE’S HOME"

"MORGUE EMPLOYEE CREMATED BY MISTAKE WHILE TAKING A NAP"

"ELDERLY WOMAN ACCUSED OF TRAINING HER 65 CATS TO STEAL FROM NEIGHBORS"

"COLORADO: HUNTER CLAIMS HE WAS SEXUALLY ASSAULTED BY A SASQUATCH"

 

Eventually it becomes obvious that this is a satire site - but it's not immediately apparent.  Which should tell you everything you need to know about the state of affairs today.

 

 

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On ‎2‎/‎2‎/‎2019 at 3:22 PM, pipedreams said:

Something fishy here.

"“Both of them had valid accreditations and a receipt for their cargo” says Shawn Francis Miller, spokesman of the U.S. Customs and Border Protection for the El Paso sector. “What drug dealer in his right mind, demands a receipt for 1300 pounds of cocaine? There is really something strange about these guys, and we believe the CIA possibly knows more than what it is ready to admit.”"

https://worldnewsdailyreport.com/two-cia-agents-arrested-by-minutemen-while-crossing-mexican-border-with-1300-pounds-of-cocaine/

No one in the CIA is that stupid.  Arrogant, but not stupid.  First of all El Paso Sector does more than you think as is and probably always be a Fusion Center.  If there was a bust of 1300lbs of cocaine, they tend to crow about that, which sucks, as that doesn't do any favors for the Agents involved (not CIA), as that just puts a target on their back.  Back during the time when you developed your film (yes I am old), I made the mistake in Laredo, as we would take pictures of ourselves of the big dope loads we would bust.  Having it developed at the local Walmart wasn't my smartest move, as the developer put that picture open and on display when I went to pick it up.

You learned quickly, that  polaroid film was they way to go.  It is interesting that they are bringing them back, mostly as trinket cameras, not the much older one's that would take a full size image.  My daughter grew up in the information age, and obtained the 1/4th size polaroid and found it fascinating.  Apparently, there is an attempt to be retro, but not quite all the way.

 

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The same people who jump and knee jerk “fake news, fake news” if they don’t like the story, true or not.

also jump and knee jerk if it fits or supports their view just as fast.....then have to defend themselves

 

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