TBO Posted January 31, 2019 Share Posted January 31, 2019 Mailman loses part of finger after dog bites hand through door slot https://www.foxnews.com/health/mailman-loses-part-of-finger-after-dog-bites-hand-through-door-slot Sent from my Jack boot using Copatalk 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duluth Posted January 31, 2019 Share Posted January 31, 2019 It's going to be difficult for him to count on a settlement with that finger loss. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moeman Posted January 31, 2019 Share Posted January 31, 2019 Good thing he didn’t push it in with his 11th finger, more slot height ya know... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AK_Stick Posted January 31, 2019 Share Posted January 31, 2019 Probably a malinois. Theyre sneaky fucks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bish1309 Posted January 31, 2019 Share Posted January 31, 2019 Sounds like a real nail biter. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pipedreams Posted January 31, 2019 Share Posted January 31, 2019 His boss will probably write him up for not taking proper safety precautions. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silentpoet Posted January 31, 2019 Share Posted January 31, 2019 29 minutes ago, pipedreams said: His boss will probably write him up for not taking proper safety precautions. He did take safety precautions, didn't you read above he didn't use his pickle to push it through like normal. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pipedreams Posted January 31, 2019 Share Posted January 31, 2019 16 minutes ago, Silentpoet said: He did take safety precautions, didn't you read above he didn't use his pickle to push it through like normal. This is England so who know about their system, sounds like he got his pickle bit off. I have a friend that used to deliver mail in this country and he said they get wrote up and suspended if they don't take proper dog precautions. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silentpoet Posted January 31, 2019 Share Posted January 31, 2019 Just now, pipedreams said: This is England so who know about their system, sounds like he got his pickle bit off. I have a friend that used to deliver mail in this country and he said they get wrote up and suspended if they don't take proper dog precautions. Condoms? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PATCHMAN Posted February 1, 2019 Share Posted February 1, 2019 Why couldn't he just kick through the door slot to kick the dog away? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walt Longmire Posted February 1, 2019 Share Posted February 1, 2019 Probably a chuh-wow-wow. I got bit by one last weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted February 1, 2019 Share Posted February 1, 2019 When I was very little, in England, every door on the block was the exact same. All the nannies would knock on our door looking for me when they locked themselves out. I was (oliver twist skinny) so skinny, that I could put my arm (up to the shoulder) up into the mail-slot and unlock the deadbolts. They didn't have dogs. No one did. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted February 1, 2019 Share Posted February 1, 2019 Except for Mom's little jacked-up Cairn Terriers. Which were jerk-dogs. If my arm had been in there, and they had chompped me, it woudnt've hurt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted February 1, 2019 Share Posted February 1, 2019 The next door nanny was a Blitz survivor, when she was a little girl. Our whole block was reduced to rubble. She told us stories every day, in the kitchen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted February 1, 2019 Share Posted February 1, 2019 52 minutes ago, Walt Longmire said: Probably a chuh-wow-wow. I got bit by one last weekend. I hate chew-wow-wows. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted February 1, 2019 Share Posted February 1, 2019 Mom's little jacked-up Cairn was named "Mackie". Like a proper cairn should. In Texas, I know for a fact that this little pitbull never ever saw a snake in his life. We were walking down the path to the pond, and there was a huge copperhead right there. This little dog bolted, growling right down, and grabbed it just right, and whipped it, like a frenzied bullwhip, until it went into snake-pieces. All over. And then came back, all wiggling and proud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted February 1, 2019 Share Posted February 1, 2019 Mackie's son, "Tubby" was our dog. "MacTavish Dundee of Aggieland" was his registered name. Tubby got old and turned into a little blind rhinoceros. Like, very old. With very bad, disgusting skin. He'd get stuck under a chair in the kitchen and get lost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted February 1, 2019 Share Posted February 1, 2019 So. We went camping in the Blue Ridge Mountains. In a state park. The place was deserted when we got there. SOme people from over the hill yelled at us, "Hey! You want to see some bears!?!" So we went down, and bears were all over the dumpsters, doing bear stuff. We talked to the people for a while, and headed back to our site. We had a Chevy cargo van. We had left the sliding door open. Halfway back, I noticed a bear's ass sticking halfway out of the van. Tubby, old, and deaf, and blind, and a rhinoceros, was sleeping in the back. I instantly assumed he was a goner I ran towards the van, and skidded to halt. Can't fight a bear. Then the van exploded. Tubby shot out like a missile, chewing six assholes at once. Like bullets, they both disappeared over the hill. By the time we got there, Tubby came marching out of the woods like a proud strutting stud. The bear took a ice chest. We found it over the hill. He bit, and sucked dry, all the beers (the cans were right there) and took whatever food we had in it. We still have the cooler. It looks like someone shot it full of .22. Tubby attacked a bear. Little ******. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Czervik Posted February 1, 2019 Share Posted February 1, 2019 Shocker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moshe Posted February 1, 2019 Share Posted February 1, 2019 I thought we would start the infamous Pit Bull debate yet again. LOL It seems like a theme everywhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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