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Just when you thought humans can't be more stupid


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“I feel bad now for having doubted my partner. It is true that I’ve been drinking too much coffee lately, and that has been able to influence in some way.

Definitely, I trust my partner, I will not do a paternity test” said the young man a few hours later.

Trust but verify buddy, and do a DNA test on the kid. And then find a better woman, and grow up man; there is only one way for that to happen.

 

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3 minutes ago, janice6 said:

It is possible that in their genetic background there was a Black component and it simply showed up now.

Or it could be from a few drinks and a show.

No, skin color is inherited directly from one of the parents. I.Q? We'll see.

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3 hours ago, Paul53 said:

https://thereisnews.com/birth-black-child-blames-coffe/?tin=

 

Every time I think I've met the most estupido person in the human race, somebody comes along and proves me wrong!

 

Are you writing about yourself?

https://thereisnews.com/mmarkle-asks-for-divorce-harry/

From the same site.

Meghan asks for a divorce after discovering that Harry is not the eldest brother

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I knew a former Customers SSA who was obviously re-married.  He started working on the Border.  When he (white) and his wife (also white) gave birth to a brown baby, he simply left the delivery room and immediately filed for divorce.

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there is no floor at the depths of human stupidity. and this is coming from someone who has seen everything from a hair bead in a nostril of a toddler to a lotion bottle stuck in the ass of the local homo.

like, seriously. "Oh, your kid swallowed a screw?"  The sun will rise next Tuesday. yawn. the dude that stuck broken bits if floor tile under the skin of his pecker was impressive. dude, you came from jail. textured for HIS pleasure, I presume?

 

 

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On 11/24/2018 at 6:59 PM, Gun Shark said:

Idk, going to a remote island, where the tribe is known to kill pretty much all visitors is pretty high on the list... then going back after getting shot. Ironically in your waterproof bible.

But this was "For God."

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