gwalchmai Posted November 24, 2018 Share Posted November 24, 2018 And, surprisingly, knowing that 5G will be arriving soon isn't making me feel any more optimistic. Probably just need to get off the interwebz for a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul53 Posted November 24, 2018 Share Posted November 24, 2018 If you know exactly what 5G will do for me, please share. Then go for a walk or window shopping. Both are proven to lift spirits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted November 24, 2018 Share Posted November 24, 2018 Dig an old 56K modem card out of the junk boxes in your basement and give it a whirl. If that makes you TOO happy, cut back to a 28K. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted November 24, 2018 Share Posted November 24, 2018 "beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.......   rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....   ka-chang ka-chang........   krschkrschkrschkrsch........   ka-boing ka-boing............................     YOU'VE GOT MAIL!!!!!" 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AerynSun2 Posted November 24, 2018 Share Posted November 24, 2018 25 minutes ago, Paul53 said: If you know exactly what 5G will do for me, please share. Then go for a walk or window shopping. Both are proven to lift spirits. Â 3D porn ................. Â Â ............................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul53 Posted November 24, 2018 Share Posted November 24, 2018 3 hours ago, AerynSun2 said: Â 3D porn ................. Â Â ............................... Woo Hoo! Â Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moshe Posted November 25, 2018 Share Posted November 25, 2018 On ‎11‎/‎24‎/‎2018 at 10:25 AM, Huaco Kid said: "beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.......   rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.....   ka-chang ka-chang........   krschkrschkrschkrsch........   ka-boing ka-boing............................     YOU'VE GOT MAIL!!!!!" !Oy! Don't remind me. I hated that sound. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted November 25, 2018 Share Posted November 25, 2018 On 11/24/2018 at 11:43 AM, AerynSun2 said: 3D porn ................................. 4D porn !!!!!!!!!!! ............................ (eeeeeeeewwwwww........!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted November 25, 2018 Share Posted November 25, 2018 28 minutes ago, Huaco Kid said: 4D porn !!!!!!!!!!! ............................ (eeeeeeeewwwwww........!) What's that? From the inside out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tadbart Posted November 25, 2018 Share Posted November 25, 2018 56 minutes ago, janice6 said: What's that? From the inside out? careful. camera tech is improving too... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AerynSun2 Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 2 hours ago, janice6 said: What's that? From the inside out? No feelies ... you feel the action. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AerynSun2 Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 You guys need to understand the future of the internet.  It will be sex with robots.  You will be at home with a sexbot. You go on the net, download a program for the sexbot and your fantasy will be realized.  Add viagra and you will never leave your house! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 I don't need a sexbot. I need one that will clean the floors and not make more messes. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AerynSun2 Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 33 minutes ago, Historian said: I don't need a sexbot. I need one that will clean the floors and not make more messes. Done ... what do you think? https://www.huzlers.com/sex-robots-that-can-cook-clean-efficiently-will-be-available-by-2019/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 36 minutes ago, Historian said: I don't need a sexbot. I need one that will clean the floors and not make more messes. With no imagination, a shopvac could do both! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 1 hour ago, AerynSun2 said: Done ... what do you think? https://www.huzlers.com/sex-robots-that-can-cook-clean-efficiently-will-be-available-by-2019/ Woah! I'll keep the wife for the sex part. What I need is rossie from the Jetsons. We don't need Mrs. Historian getting dish pan hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DWARREN123 Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 Don't worry, be "HAPPY". Do something everyday that makes you happy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silentpoet Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 11 hours ago, DWARREN123 said: Don't worry, be "HAPPY". Do something everyday that makes you happy! Judge said I cannot push anymore liberals off cliffs. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brown Hawk Posted November 26, 2018 Share Posted November 26, 2018 14 minutes ago, Silentpoet said: Judge said I cannot push anymore liberals off cliffs. So push the judge off. Hawk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geofri Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 On 11/24/2018 at 10:15 AM, gwalchmai said: And, surprisingly, knowing that 5G will be arriving soon isn't making me feel any more optimistic. Probably just need to get off the interwebz for a while. on the 5G subject,  I did see some articles recently claiming serious health hazards.. not sure if its BS conspiracies or legit concerns.  1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted November 27, 2018 Share Posted November 27, 2018 Firecrackers in a heavy snowfall don't make much noise. If firecrackers can't produce a grin, all hope is lost. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
windowasher Posted November 28, 2018 Share Posted November 28, 2018 Apparently I don't care 'cause I don't know what 5g is and why I would want it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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