SC Tiger Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 I just got a text from the SC Democratic Party wanting to know if I would support their candidate for Governor. I'd say No but that just doesn't seem to be good enough. I need some witty responses please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steelharp Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 He doesn't need a supporter, because like most dems, he has no balls. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tous Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 Ask them to go outdoors. Scan the sky for flying objects. If flying objects are pigs, yes. If flying objects are not pigs, no. Go to Hell, Michigan. Check weather. If Hell is freezing over, then yes., If not, then no. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DWARREN123 Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 Just text back "MAGA"! 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brown Hawk Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 2 hours ago, SC Tiger said: I just got a text from the SC Democratic Party wanting to know if I would support their candidate for Governor. I'd say No but that just doesn't seem to be good enough. I need some witty responses please. Say yes, just to mess them up. That’s what I do if someone does an exit poll, or phone poll. And you might get a check! Hawk 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willie-pete Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 Text back, " What's in it for me?" You might get a check. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 "I don't know. What's he wearing??" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BamaBud Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 I think I would say that I'm their biggest supporter. Although I'm probably their worst enemy, it might lull them into a false sense of security. Then come election day, SURPRISE!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 "I don't know. What's his plan for rounding up the illegal aliens??" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 "I don't know. What's his plan for eliminating food-stamps and welfare??" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hawk Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 Tell them someone came by all the houses in your neighborhood and allowed everyone to vote early. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rayzer007 Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 Tell them they'll know the answer in two weeks! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KWalrad Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 Ask them if they know how to get blood out of a carpet. Then ask them if they know of a good place to get rid of a body. Then ask if they can stop by around ten-ish. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crockett Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 A simple "**** you" will do. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASH Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 1 minute ago, crockett said: A simple "**** you" will do. you beat me to it . alot of those idiot at our state fair walking thru the buildings part , booths 5 to 1 demrats. i also gotta looks for guy giving me a rebel flag i stuck on my hat. the people working the conservative booth were not impeding people , the frigging dem booths they were stopping people , try to force them to take a sticker and a pen , one bumped our stroller with our grand kid in it , and i politely told him to move back . 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steelharp Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 "Is your name Dick, or is that just your most glaring personality trait?" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silentpoet Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 I told that occupy text dude to go suck on Michelle Obama’s dick. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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