ASH Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 to many to list for me but i got few i can post when i say cut the light off lol . then i get you mean turn off lights . raise down the windows - you cant raise down lol using the mud room for what it is for , but i leave mud tracks and do not pick up my boots not keeping gas in vehicles where the light is off. i get just fill it up . my excuse , i got 3 trucks ,suv , 4 tractors , and 2 jeeps when she says i dont really say im sorry i usually say " well im sorry you feel that way. when i let Piper eat junk food Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holyjohnson Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 (edited) when i`m right. and i`ve proven it. Edited October 23, 2018 by holyjohnson itsproven,not proved 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cougar_ml Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 my ex wife hated my voice, so pretty much any time I tried to talk to her or explain something it started a fight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minervadoe Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 Flatulence is usually off putting, but lately we both cut loose with regularity and farting contests may not be far behind. Pretending that I'm not competent to use the broiler for certain dishes is beginning to be a non starter. Not pitching in with the laundry, dishes, shopping or meals only leads to the chilly silent treatment. Burping is looked down upon and I can't corrupt her like I did with farting because she seems to be incapable of burping. So, I chalk the whole not condoning me burping thing up to jealousy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwalchmai Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 Toenails. At some point the vote was taken that I am not allowed to have toenails. Unfortunately I was not present at that meeting. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul45 Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 6 hours ago, ASH said: raise down the windows - you cant raise down lol You say "raise down the window"? WTF? Yeah, I'm with the wife on that one. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SC Tiger Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 The wife is usually urked when I bring the girlfriend around....... (I keed, I keed) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SC Tiger Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 7 hours ago, ASH said: raise down the windows - you cant raise down lol Kinda like "unloosen" a bolt. I saw two maintenance guys arguing over that. One said to "unloosen it" so the other tightened it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannie Caulder Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 Poor spelling irks me. LOL 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brown Hawk Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 Would you believe that my ex is still pissed off that I divorced her 25 years ago. I kid you not. Hawk 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moeman Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 Me talking to any past girlfriend. Honestly, never a bridge I want to cross twice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dric902 Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 She has a low tolerance for bullshit . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PeterG7 Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 When I refer to her as my ole ladySent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billkill Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 2 hours ago, paul45 said: You say "raise down the window"? WTF? Yeah, I'm with the wife on that one. Does it mean open it or close it or if it's closed open it and if open close it???? So many questions! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jfost11 Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 Apparently I have a habit of opening a kitchen cabinet for something and forgetting to close it. I mean, come on. I need the cup to get my coffee. I don't have time for frivolous **** like closing the door. Sometimes I'll open every cabinet door before I leave just so she knows I'm thinking about her. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jmohme Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 11 hours ago, holyjohnson said: when i`m right. and i`ve proven it. It can't be proven to most women. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 11 hours ago, holyjohnson said: when i`m right. and i`ve proven it. Aww hell man, im married. Even when proven right, i am wrong. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dric902 Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 17 minutes ago, Historian said: Aww hell man, im married. Even when proven right, i am wrong. Sometimes it’s better to be wrong and happy . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamboolman Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 Don't forget Valentines Day.... Don't put earplugs in after working all night and going to bed with the cradle right beside the bed, watching the baby..... In reality, not much after 40 years of being with the love of my life...she's the best thing ever happened to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SC Tiger Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 4 hours ago, PeterG7 said: When I refer to her as my ole lady Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Try "old ball and chain." That works wonders. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batesmotel Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 I’m lucky. I get away with **** that would get most men a serious beating. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bow Commander Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 Making PB&J or eating a spoonful of PB&J and leaving the knife or spoon in the sink without cleaning it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwalchmai Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 I introduce her as "my first wife". 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Czervik Posted October 23, 2018 Share Posted October 23, 2018 Mrs. C travels a bit as part of her employment. I don't think she likes it when the first thing I say upon her returning from across a pond is, "what did you bring me?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zonny Posted October 24, 2018 Share Posted October 24, 2018 13 hours ago, Hannie Caulder said: Poor spelling irks me. LOL Spellcheck works. Give it a try, right? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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