Will Rudy 16 Posted July 16, 2018 Is there ever a day that mattresses aren't on sale? They make bullet proof vests, why not bullet proof pants? Is there any difference between partly cloudy and partly sunny? A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects. Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings...' Why don't you ever see the Headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bohica793 14 Posted July 16, 2018 1 hour ago, Will Rudy said: Why don't you ever see the Headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? "Psychic wins lottery AGAIN" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bohica793 14 Posted July 16, 2018 15 hours ago, XSIV4S said: And to bring it full circle. How about if she were down by the beach covered with salt on both sides. Just need a lime and a bottle of tequila..... 1 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
6actual 105 Posted July 16, 2018 15 hours ago, XSIV4S said: And to bring it full circle. How about if she were down by the beach covered with salt on both sides. I wonder if Ginger was well salted on both sides Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SC Tiger 3,657 Posted July 16, 2018 On 7/15/2018 at 2:27 PM, crockett said: I know, have done it several times on my 4 and 5S. Still have a bunch of suction cups and screw drivers flying around. I meant switching batteries on the fly, the way it used to be. Totally retarded to run around with a ****ing cable and having to wait and watch your phone not getting stolen. I finally bought a portable power pack (basically a carry around battery) for mine. I don't really use it that much but I have it for trips, etc. 21 hours ago, 6actual said: Why is Hellman's mayo so good and Dukes mayo taste like burnt dog food? How do you know what burnt dog food tastes like? 20 hours ago, janice6 said: Why did the Navy create it in the first place? Probably has something to do with naval jelly. We had some of that where I work. I have no idea what it was for. 2 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
6actual 105 Posted July 16, 2018 7 minutes ago, SC Tiger said: How do you know what burnt dog food tastes like? <<<<< See Avatar Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SC Tiger 3,657 Posted July 16, 2018 8 minutes ago, 6actual said: <<<<< See Avatar So did the dog tell you, or did you taste it yourself? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ASH 2,852 Posted July 16, 2018 After remodeling my mom's house why do they still make flat head screws? good Lord they piss me off Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ASH 2,852 Posted July 16, 2018 (edited) Why does it take a man 5 minutes to find what they want and a woman 8 hours? Why does it take 5 women to go to bathroom?? Edited July 16, 2018 by ASH Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
