Gun Shark Posted July 2, 2018 Share Posted July 2, 2018 (edited) I just got a ticket for going 25 mph over the speed limit in a 65mph zone on a highway... Any advice on getting it dismissed? Any "buzzwords" to mention to the judge or prosecutor? Edited July 2, 2018 by Gun Shark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nitesite Posted July 2, 2018 Share Posted July 2, 2018 What previous traffic citations do you have? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billkill Posted July 2, 2018 Share Posted July 2, 2018 (edited) See if they offer driving school, you will still have to pay something, but there will be no points on your license. (in TN not sure about your AO) ETA if your have prior citations, you may not be eligible (thanks nitesite!) Edited July 2, 2018 by billkill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gun Shark Posted July 2, 2018 Author Share Posted July 2, 2018 5 minutes ago, nitesite said: What previous traffic citations do you have? 90 in a 25 45 in a 15 65 in a 45 DWSRL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nitesite Posted July 2, 2018 Share Posted July 2, 2018 Just now, Gun Shark said: 90 in a 25 45 in a 15 65 in a 45 DWSRL Serious? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gun Shark Posted July 2, 2018 Author Share Posted July 2, 2018 (edited) 19 minutes ago, nitesite said: Serious? They are all pending cases... but it wasn't my car those times. and the trooper wasn't wearing her hat...so I should be good on those... right? Edited July 2, 2018 by Gun Shark 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collim1 Posted July 2, 2018 Share Posted July 2, 2018 90mph? Pay it before court if you’re allowed so you don’t have the embarrassment of the judge’s butt chewing in front of a packed courtroom. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dx_caliber Posted July 2, 2018 Share Posted July 2, 2018 If you're not being facetious about your priors, just pay the fine. If you are, was the written speed reduced from a higher speed? If I remember right, you are from Florida. Once you hit that 30 MPH over threshold, the citation requires a mandatory court appearance in Florida. The issuing officer may have lowered it beneath that to save you the hassle of a mandatory court appearance. If that's the case, I would also just pay the fine as the officer surely noted his reduction and it will be brought up in court as well. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nitesite Posted July 2, 2018 Share Posted July 2, 2018 Gun Shark~ You are cracking me up!!!!!!! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nitesite Posted July 2, 2018 Share Posted July 2, 2018 BTW, DAMN you're OLD. Your fam needs to exhume you so that they can yank your keys and OLN. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueiron Posted July 2, 2018 Share Posted July 2, 2018 Unless you are the Judge's wife, pay up and move along [slowly]. That's criminal in my State. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gun Shark Posted July 2, 2018 Author Share Posted July 2, 2018 3 minutes ago, blueiron said: Unless you are the Judge's wife, pay up and move along [slowly]. That's criminal in my State. What if you're ******* the judges wife? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nitesite Posted July 2, 2018 Share Posted July 2, 2018 Is she HAWT? Did you follow her? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gun Shark Posted July 2, 2018 Author Share Posted July 2, 2018 37 minutes ago, nitesite said: Is she HAWT? Did you follow her? gorgeous, as is her wife... and into the shower all the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andyd Posted July 4, 2018 Share Posted July 4, 2018 (edited) On 7/2/2018 at 2:49 PM, Gun Shark said: 90 in a 25 45 in a 15 65 in a 45 DWSRL You should just get a vacation in Germany and rent a fast car, experience the last frontier: the AUTOBAHN. It might be cheaper in the long run. Edited July 4, 2018 by Andyd 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBO Posted July 4, 2018 Share Posted July 4, 2018 No need to go through such mental gymnastics to get the ticket dropped. All you need to do is show up for court, and when they ask for your side just point to the flag in the court room. Point out the gold border that goes all the way around the flag, making it a Maritime flag, thus the court is a Maritime court and has no jurisdiction on land. Take a bow and walk out. Simple! 7 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gun Shark Posted July 4, 2018 Author Share Posted July 4, 2018 21 minutes ago, TBO said: No need to go through such mental gymnastics to get the ticket dropped. All you need to do is show up for court, and when they ask for your side just point to the flag in the court room. Point out the gold border that goes all the way around the flag, making it a Maritime flag, thus the court is a Maritime court and has no jurisdiction on land. Take a bow and walk out. Simple! Wait... So should I tell them that, or that I was traveling and I don't recognize their jurisdiction and as such they have no authority over me because I am a being that sometimes goes by the name Gun Shark. 1 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valmet Posted July 4, 2018 Share Posted July 4, 2018 Diarrhea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBO Posted July 4, 2018 Share Posted July 4, 2018 1 hour ago, Gun Shark said: Wait... So should I tell them that, or that I was traveling and I don't recognize their jurisdiction and as such they have no authority over me because I am a being that sometimes goes by the name Gun Shark. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke45 Posted July 4, 2018 Share Posted July 4, 2018 What is the matter with you? Is it you can't read signs posted with speed limits or what. The trooper did you a favor and didn't want to scrape you body off the road. Just pay the ticket and try not to do it again. Please 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gun Shark Posted July 4, 2018 Author Share Posted July 4, 2018 10 minutes ago, Duke45 said: What is the matter with you? Is it you can't read signs posted with speed limits or what. The trooper did you a favor and didn't want to scrape you body off the road. Just pay the ticket and try not to do it again. Please The signs don't apply to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke45 Posted July 4, 2018 Share Posted July 4, 2018 Would you please tell me why Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gun Shark Posted July 4, 2018 Author Share Posted July 4, 2018 1 minute ago, Duke45 said: Would you please tell me why They don't have any legal authority over me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duke45 Posted July 4, 2018 Share Posted July 4, 2018 My guess is you are a LEO or a member of courts. OR JUST A COUNTRY OF ALL YOUR OWN. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nitesite Posted July 4, 2018 Share Posted July 4, 2018 Okay. I've got my Sovereign Citizen BINGO card out now. I'm already close in two directions! 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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