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janice6 Posted September 19, 2019 Share Posted September 19, 2019 8 minutes ago, pipedreams said: But soon you will be old enough to not give a damn! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Huaco Kid Posted September 20, 2019 Share Posted September 20, 2019 “The moment you doubt whether you can fly, you cease for ever to be able to do it.” ~ J. M. Barrie, Peter Pat 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted September 20, 2019 Share Posted September 20, 2019 Believe in yourself. You're the best person you know. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dric902 Posted September 20, 2019 Share Posted September 20, 2019 35 minutes ago, Huaco Kid said: “The moment you doubt whether you can fly, you cease for ever to be able to do it.” ~ J. M. Barrie, Peter Pat Flying is easy, throw yourself to the ground....and miss - Douglas Adams . 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted September 20, 2019 Share Posted September 20, 2019 "An Irishman is never drunk as long as he can hold onto one blade of grass and not fall off the face of the earth." ~a bunch of drunk Irishmen 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted September 20, 2019 Share Posted September 20, 2019 (edited) Man small. Why fall? Skies call. That's all. ~ I don't know. somebody. Edited September 20, 2019 by Huaco Kid 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Rellik Posted September 20, 2019 Share Posted September 20, 2019 2 hours ago, Dric902 said: Flying is easy, throw yourself to the ground....and miss - Douglas Adams . There's a man who knows where his towel is. 3 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Paul53 Posted September 20, 2019 Share Posted September 20, 2019 20 minutes ago, Rellik said: There's a man who knows where his towel is. And his babbelfish! 2 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dric902 Posted September 20, 2019 Share Posted September 20, 2019 7 hours ago, Paul53 said: And his babbelfish! It’s in his ear . 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Paul53 Posted September 20, 2019 Share Posted September 20, 2019 (edited) Arthur (Dent) prayed there was no afterlife. Then he realized the contradiction in this. Arthur woke in the middle of the night, looked up at the stars, and wondered "What happened to the tent?" Arthur thought he was being saved from the dinosaur when a space craft landed. Then an alien came out and said "Arthur Dent, you're an *******!" Then the aircraft left. The alien was from a race that achieved immortality. This alien had adopted a hobby of insulting everybody who ever lived. Edited September 20, 2019 by Paul53 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted September 20, 2019 Share Posted September 20, 2019 "...Then, one day, a student who had been left to sweep up after a particularly unsuccessful party found himself reasoning in this way: If he thought to himself, such a machine is a virtual impossibility, it must have finite improbability. So all I have to do in order to make one is to work out how exactly improbable it is, feed that figure into the finite improbability generator, give it a fresh cup of really hot tea... and turn it on! He did this and managed to create the long sought after golden Infinite Improbability generator out of thin air. Unfortunately, after he was awarded the Galactic Institute's Prize for Extreme Cleverness he was lynched by a rampaging mob of respectable physicists who couldn't stand him being "a smart arse."...", The Hitch hikers guide to the Galaxy My favorite part of the story. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted September 20, 2019 Author Administrators Share Posted September 20, 2019 Steve McQueen and his son Chad. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Huaco Kid Posted September 20, 2019 Share Posted September 20, 2019 21 hours ago, pipedreams said: <<< Old enough to know better... but does it anyway. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Rellik Posted September 20, 2019 Share Posted September 20, 2019 2 hours ago, janice6 said: "...Then, one day, a student who had been left to sweep up after a particularly unsuccessful party found himself reasoning in this way: If he thought to himself, such a machine is a virtual impossibility, it must have finite improbability. So all I have to do in order to make one is to work out how exactly improbable it is, feed that figure into the finite improbability generator, give it a fresh cup of really hot tea... and turn it on! He did this and managed to create the long sought after golden Infinite Improbability generator out of thin air. Unfortunately, after he was awarded the Galactic Institute's Prize for Extreme Cleverness he was lynched by a rampaging mob of respectable physicists who couldn't stand him being "a smart arse."...", The Hitch hikers guide to the Galaxy My favorite part of the story. Favorite part of the story - at parties making the bra and panties materialize 3 feet to the left or right of the wearer. Grt your priorities straight! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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