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If one has enough shopping bags and a hat with a super wide brim, one need not wear a helmet to ride a motorcycle.


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9 hours ago, Huaco Kid said:

I guess you've never seen daytime TV.

Or late-late night infomercials.

People get paid a lot of money to sell to these demographics.

My bedtime is 2:30 AM.

I spend my TV time jumping from one preposterous commercial to another.  You can't escape from them at that late hour.

I used to wonder just who was stupid enough to buy that crap!  Then I started to notice that my next door neighbor was showing up with the same crap!  I guess it's OK though, He told me that he rode the short bus instead of high school.  I have found every reason to believe him.

 

Added: just in case you think I am BS'ing you, he takes his gutters down in the fall and re-installs them in the spring...…………………………………...

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4 hours ago, Eric said:

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Nicely done, guys!  Didn't I just read about an attempted drive-by in the Windy City where the right-seater scored a headshot on his driver, killing him?  The lot of them must have gone to the same tactical school.

-Pat

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6 hours ago, railfancwb said:

If one has enough shopping bags and a hat with a super wide brim, one need not wear a helmet to ride a motorcycle.

I one has a butt like that,  one gets all the shopping bags and floppy hats she wants.

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5 hours ago, Cubdriver said:

Nicely done, guys!  Didn't I just read about an attempted drive-by in the Windy City where the right-seater scored a headshot on his driver, killing him?  The lot of them must have gone to the same tactical school.

-Pat

Wow, I was just imagining what would happen to those idiots in the video if they had guns. 

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7 hours ago, railfancwb said:

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If one has enough shopping bags and a hat with a super wide brim, one need not wear a helmet to ride a motorcycle.
 

"What's in YOUR britches?"

"We don't call it a moneymaker for nothing."

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4 hours ago, pipedreams said:

Wow, I was just imagining what would happen to those idiots in the video if they had guns. 

Found it:

https://wqad.com/2019/07/26/driver-dies-in-botched-drive-by-shooting-passenger-charged/

Darwin wins!  Shame it couldn't have been a twofer with a ricochet from the A or B pillar taking out th shooter, too, but half is better than none.

-Pat

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Mathematics: Brilliant!!
This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined IQ of nearly 400 and combined total of 70 yrs. expMy erience…
It has an indisputable mathematical logic.
Even some Marines have figured it out.

This is a strictly..... mathematical viewpoint... and it goes like this:

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there. Its the Bull**** and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.




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5 minutes ago, railfancwb said:

Mathematics: Brilliant!!
This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined IQ of nearly 400 and combined total of 70 yrs. expMy erience…
It has an indisputable mathematical logic.
Even some Marines have figured it out.

This is a strictly..... mathematical viewpoint... and it goes like this:

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there. Its the Bull**** and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.




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WORD!

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27 minutes ago, railfancwb said:

Mathematics: Brilliant!!
This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined IQ of nearly 400 and combined total of 70 yrs. expMy erience…
It has an indisputable mathematical logic.
Even some Marines have figured it out.

This is a strictly..... mathematical viewpoint... and it goes like this:

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But ,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty, that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there. Its the Bull**** and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.




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That’s not mathematics, that’s numerology

and strangely very accurate

 

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18 hours ago, Eric said:

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This is one of my all-time favorite videos!!

They both walk and throw like girls, which I think they are.  Perfect timing!  hahaha. I love it!

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19 hours ago, Eric said:

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I can't stop watching this.  hahaha

"We went to the rally.  A bunch of those fascist nazis jumped Brittany and knocked her out."  hahahahaha

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I love the fact that she saw the brick coming, just before it hit.   hahaha

Instant Karma.  hahaha

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