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On 9/17/2021 at 8:29 PM, Silentpoet said:

This was mine.  I wish I could have some more of those 84 cent boxes from the late 80s.

 

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I was just thinking about the prices I paid for ammo in the 1990s.   A guy could spend $30 and get a decent amount of ammo.

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I would just go ahead and give him a bucketful. Even though my taste for KFC has died because of the quality of the product here locally has suffered terribly during the last year. We live in a small city and they are just about to open a Popeye's chicken joint here and I think it would put KFC out of business if it weren't for the fact that Popeyes is out on the edge of town closer to I-10 to draw that business.

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Shamelessly lifted from a British forum I frequent. Actually lifted from another forum 
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It snowed last night...

8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon it all melted

Moral:
There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes.
 
 

 

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