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4 hours ago, pipedreams said:

LOL.............

 

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Wife and I were throwing crap back and forth since we like to play eachother.  One day she told me to be careful, she has a gun!

I laughed out loud at her and responded with, "Yeah! But I taught you how to shoot!".

One day at the resturant the waitress brushed against my G41.  She backed off a little and looked at me.  I said that's for aggressive mean guys like me that try to abuse cute little innocent girls like you". We both laughed.

A couple of them will sit in my lap or try to slide into the booth with me.  I let them.  My wife just rolls her eyes.

One time the waitress hugged me as we were leaving.  She pulled back and said, "You smell good today!". 

I loudly said (so the other customers could hear) "So what the hell did I smell like the last time you hugged me!"

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