janice6 Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 2 hours ago, Swampfox762 said: Coffee! Hot and Black! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 2 hours ago, Swampfox762 said: Delilah, she was my woman, but before they come to break down my door, Delilah forgive me I just couldn't take any more! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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theglock Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 (edited) This is a public cemetery in London. They charged me nothing to whizz-it...er...visit. Edited October 20, 2020 by theglock 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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pipedreams Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 This has got to be one of the most clever E-mails I've received in a while. Someone out there must be "deadly" at Scrabble. PRESBYTERIAN: When you rearrange the letters: BEST IN PRAYER ASTRONOMER: When you rearrange the letters: MOON STARER DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters: A ROPE ENDS IT THE EYES: When you rearrange the letters: THEY SEE GEORGE BUSH: When you rearrange the letters: HE BUGS GORE THE MORSE CODE: When you rearrange the letters: HERE COME DOTS DORMITORY : When you rearrange the letters: DIRTY ROOM SLOT MACHINES: When you rearrange the letters: CASH LOST IN ME ANIMOSITY: When you rearrange the letters: IS NO AMITY ELECTION RESULTS: When you rearrange the letters: LIES - LET'S RECOUNT SNOOZE ALARMS: When you rearrange the letters: ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S A DECIMAL POINT: When you rearrange the letters: I'M A DOT IN PLACE THE EARTHQUAKES: When you rearrange the letters: THAT QUEER SHAKE ELEVEN PLUS TWO: When you rearrange the letters: TWELVE PLUS ONE AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE: MOTHER-IN-LAW: When you rearrange the letters: WOMAN HITLER 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul53 Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 4 hours ago, Swampfox762 said: I learned long ago how to hypnotize chickens to stop smoking. If you see chickens smoking let me know. I might have missed a few. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwalchmai Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 Ahh, there's nothing like sliding into an old pair of worn-out blue jeans. I needed to paint my grandmother's old porch swing (not the first time I've painted it), so I pulled out some "holey" Lee Riders (I don't Levi - not for a long time). They're soft as butter and only transparent in a few places, but still decent. So this swing was on my grandmother's front porch in the 60s, and maybe on her mom's before that. I painted it when I was about 12. Then Dad got it after my grandma, and he painted it at least once. I think Dad stripped or sanded the old paint because it's not built up much. The wood's all good, so I expect it'll outlast me once I get a good coat on it. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Administrators Eric Posted October 19, 2020 Author Administrators Share Posted October 19, 2020 49 minutes ago, Paul53 said: I learned long ago how to hypnotize chickens to stop smoking. If you see chickens smoking let me know. I might have missed a few. I love smoked chicken. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 16 minutes ago, Eric said: I love smoked chicken. I tried to smoke a herring once. But couldn't get a good draw from it. Can't imagine how you'd smoke a chicken. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted October 19, 2020 Author Administrators Share Posted October 19, 2020 4 minutes ago, Historian said: I tried to smoke a herring once. But couldn't get a good draw from it. Can't imagine how you'd smoke a chicken. We are resorting to chicken jokes now, eh? Fowl humor. What is the difference between meat and chicken? If you beat your chicken, it dies. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 4 minutes ago, Eric said: We are resorting to chicken jokes now, eh? Fowl humor. What is the difference between meat and chicken? If you beat your chicken, it dies. That was a flockin bad joke, Eric. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Swampfox762 Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 This is Disgusting... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Swampfox762 Posted October 19, 2020 Share Posted October 19, 2020 This is actually pretty cool... https://www.amazon.com/Black-Chalkboard-Contact-Paper-Blackboard/dp/B07GVB9S8R/ref=as_li_ss_tl?keywords=Chalkboard+Wall+Decal-+Adhesive+Vinyl+Blackboard+Roll&qid=1580131576&sr=8-1-spons&psc=1&spLa=ZW5jcnlwdGVkUXVhbGlmaWVyPUExUTlBUjNJMTVMUEVLJmVuY3J5cHRlZElkPUEwNDIyNDY4MkRXTFg2OUtIM1FFRyZlbmNyeXB0ZWRBZElkPUEwODc3Mzk2Mjc3OUJDM1I5N1dDWCZ3aWRnZXROYW1lPXNwX2F0ZiZhY3Rpb249Y2xpY2tSZWRpcmVjdCZkb05vdExvZ0NsaWNrPXRydWU=&linkCode=sl1&tag=dumpaday-20&linkId=fd2a17c6c0085aef1a7320fadf63c522&language=en_US 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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