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This has got to be one of the most clever 
E-mails I've received in a while.
Someone out there
must be "deadly" at
Scrabble.

 


PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters: 
BEST IN PRAYER

 


ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters: 
MOON STARER

 


DESPERATION:

When you rearrange the letters: 
A ROPE ENDS IT

 


THE EYES:    
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

 


GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

 


THE MORSE CODE:
When you rearrange the letters:

HERE COME DOTS

 
 

DORMITORY :  
When you rearrange the letters: 
DIRTY ROOM


SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:

CASH LOST IN ME

 


ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters: 
IS NO AMITY

 


ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:   
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

 


SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:   
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

 


A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters: 
I'M A DOT IN PLACE

 


THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters: 
THAT QUEER SHAKE

 


ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters: 
TWELVE PLUS ONE

 



AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:



MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:   
WOMAN HITLER


 

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Ahh, there's nothing like sliding into an old pair of worn-out blue jeans. I needed to paint my grandmother's old porch swing (not the first time I've painted it), so I pulled out some "holey" Lee Riders (I don't Levi - not for a long time). They're soft as butter and only transparent in a few places, but still decent.

So this swing was on my grandmother's front porch in the 60s, and maybe on her mom's before that. I painted it when I was about 12. Then Dad got it after my grandma, and he painted it at least once. I think Dad stripped or sanded the old paint because it's not built up much. The wood's all good, so I expect it'll outlast me once I get a good coat on it. :)

 

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49 minutes ago, Paul53 said:

I learned  long ago how to hypnotize chickens to stop smoking. If you see chickens smoking let me know. I might have missed a few.

I love smoked chicken.

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4 minutes ago, Historian said:

I tried to smoke a herring once.   But couldn't get a good draw from it.

Can't imagine how you'd smoke a chicken.

We are resorting to chicken jokes now, eh? Fowl humor.

What is the difference between meat and chicken?

If you beat your chicken, it dies.

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