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janice6 Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 5 hours ago, Swampfox762 said: So this thought is the basis for explaining why liberals are afraid of their neighbors and strangers outside. Too many of them are afraid of facing reality and Dragons. Bring on the Dragons - I have a .45!!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted October 16, 2020 Share Posted October 16, 2020 (edited) My wife has such a great sense of humor. Just now she came to me with a watch from her collection of around one hundred cartoon watches. She held the watch out to me and said, "Can you make this smaller?". I wiggled my fingers and said, "Zap, you're a "B cup!". She almost fell over laughing. Then I had to shorten the band for her. Edited October 16, 2020 by janice6 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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janice6 Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 As you might suspect, I do like to make my wife laugh. Today shopping in Sam's. She like new clothes and stuff, so I dragged her away from what we intended to buy, into the women's clothing section.  There were a bunch of women looking over the clothes and picking and choosing. I lightly pushed my wife to the rack and started to berate her into buying some sweaters. She dutifully protested, but I prevailed. I kept egging her into buying a nice sweater that was on sale. So she did. The women around her were mildly amused that I was insisting that she buy something. So when she found a sweater she liked, I insisted she buy it and in two other colors also. A woman next to her, told her she never thought she would see the day that a husband would make his wife buy new clothes. My wife laughed and said he's like this all the time. I think I could have had my pick of wives this afternoon. We went to a Denny's for a quick snack and I was joking with her all the time. She, of course was kibitzing right back to me. We had a good time. The waitress said something to my wife and she laughed, I can't hear much, so I had to ask what was going on. She said the waitress was laughing and asked her how long I had been joking with her. My wife said 62 years! The waitress said it was good to hear people laugh like that. She got a $25 tip. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted October 17, 2020 Author Administrators Share Posted October 17, 2020  I don’t know if I’d date me. If I did, it would probably be a one-night stand and a trip to the free clinic for a dose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Huaco Kid Posted October 17, 2020 Share Posted October 17, 2020 5 hours ago, Eric said: I don’t know if I’d date me. If I did, it would probably be a one-night stand and a trip to the free clinic for a dose. I'm the most fun I've ever had! 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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