HollowHead Posted February 22, 2019 Share Posted February 22, 2019 I'm very sorry to report that I've joined here today. Apologies in advance... HH 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted February 23, 2019 Administrators Share Posted February 23, 2019 1 hour ago, HollowHead said: I'm very sorry to report that I've joined here today. Apologies in advance... HH If we can put up with ASH, we can put up with anyone. Mostly. Welcome aboard. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Rabbi Posted February 24, 2019 Author Administrators Share Posted February 24, 2019 On 2/22/2019 at 4:55 PM, HollowHead said: I'm very sorry to report that I've joined here today. Apologies in advance... HH Welcome....hold on tight. Usually nothing happens....and then it does. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tous Posted February 24, 2019 Share Posted February 24, 2019 And when it does, nutless yaks are oft involved. Regard your yak prudently. 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SC Tiger Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 On 2/23/2019 at 10:32 PM, Rabbi said: Welcome....hold on tight. Usually nothing happens....and then it does. At some point, someone puts a reproductive organ into a semi-solid starchy side dish. Wait....that came out wrong..... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Rabbi Posted February 25, 2019 Author Administrators Share Posted February 25, 2019 40 minutes ago, SC Tiger said: At some point, someone puts a reproductive organ into a semi-solid starchy side dish. Wait....that came out wrong..... Yep...if I knew it was going to be that kind of party.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tous Posted February 25, 2019 Share Posted February 25, 2019 There is a fungus among us. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KWalrad Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 4 hours ago, Rabbi said: Yep...if I knew it was going to be that kind of party.... ...I'd have gotten here sooner! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Rabbi Posted February 26, 2019 Author Administrators Share Posted February 26, 2019 21 minutes ago, KWalrad said: ...I'd have gotten here sooner! ...I take it you know where the mashed potatoes are? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brown Hawk Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 31 minutes ago, Rabbi said: ...I take it you know where the mashed potatoes are? I think they’re being wiped off somebody’s face. It’s turning into that kind of party. Or maybe started that way. Hawk. Welcome HH!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Rabbi Posted February 26, 2019 Author Administrators Share Posted February 26, 2019 On 2/22/2019 at 4:55 PM, HollowHead said: I'm very sorry to report that I've joined here today. Apologies in advance... HH Hey el dorko @HollowHead When you get back here again, read your PM's 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tous Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 (edited) I hear tell that Head of Hollow has had carnal knowledge of a Keebler elf. Edited February 26, 2019 by tous 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tous Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 "Damn it, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a yak sac whacker!" Leonard McCoy Chief Medical Officer USS Enterprise 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SC Tiger Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 12 hours ago, tous said: "Damn it, Jim! I'm a doctor, not a yak sac whacker!" Leonard McCoy Chief Medical Officer USS Enterprise How often do you have to castrate a yak on the USS Enterprise? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tous Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 (edited) Where ever mankind goeth, yaketh followeth. Edited February 26, 2019 by tous 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tous Posted February 26, 2019 Share Posted February 26, 2019 It is a little known fact that Doctor McCoy gained his yak scrotum-evacuation skills by de-nutting tribbles. The yak on board were envious, demanded equal attention. The rest is history; or, the rest is actually the future. Let it be a lesson. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sigobsessed Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 Glad I’m not a yak!!!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tous Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 I wonder what species McCoy will de-nut next when he runs out of yaks. If'n I was a Klingon, I'd be watchin' my back if Enterprise is in port. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SC Tiger Posted February 28, 2019 Share Posted February 28, 2019 11 hours ago, tous said: I wonder what species McCoy will de-nut next when he runs out of yaks. If'n I was a Klingon, I'd be watchin' my back if Enterprise is in port. There can't be THAT many yaks on the Enterprise. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sigobsessed Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 On 2/28/2019 at 10:34 AM, SC Tiger said: There can't be THAT many yaks on the Enterprise. They had replicators so there’s an unlimited supply! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tous Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 (edited) Yaks made up 15% of the Enterprise crew. They tried Klingon yaks, but they kept eating the red-shirted human crewmen. And, as Sigster said, they could always make more; nutless or nutted. Apparently, Tiger of SC's knowledge of the 24th century is lacking. Edited March 2, 2019 by tous 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sigobsessed Posted March 2, 2019 Share Posted March 2, 2019 Them thar Klingon yaks have quite the appetite! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SC Tiger Posted March 4, 2019 Share Posted March 4, 2019 On 3/1/2019 at 9:49 PM, Sigobsessed said: They had replicators so there’s an unlimited supply! Are they replicating yaks, or replicating yak testicles? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SC Tiger Posted March 4, 2019 Share Posted March 4, 2019 On 3/1/2019 at 10:10 PM, tous said: Yaks made up 15% of the Enterprise crew. They tried Klingon yaks, but they kept eating the red-shirted human crewmen. And, as Sigster said, they could always make more; nutless or nutted. Apparently, Tiger of SC's knowledge of the 24th century is lacking. I was supposed to visit the 24th on holiday using a black-hole-powered spaceship. But the builders of said spaceship are taking their sweet time. Though I suppose I could visit in the future, then go back to the past and tell my past (current) self what is going on there.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HollowHead Posted March 4, 2019 Share Posted March 4, 2019 On 2/25/2019 at 10:18 PM, tous said: I hear tell that Head of Hollow has had carnal knowledge of a Keebler elf. No, just the tree. HH 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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