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I had an instructor at tech school in the AF named John Goff. Everyone called him Jack. He seriously told us students that loosening and tightening the 6" signal cables in Minuteman silos had give him oversized forearms. Another of our instructors programmed the teletype interface to print out "SSGT Speight is so full of **** his eyes are brown" in response to a certain command string. 

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1 hour ago, Silentpoet said:

Twitter boss Jack Dorsey has resigned. I wonder what scandal is coming up.

I can tell you why he resigned. A net worth of 12 billion USD.  That's 12,000 x 1 million. Party time.

He is 45, I retired from my company at age 40. Once you get over the hill, you start courting and valuing your time. Well, at least you should.

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