Schmidt Meister Posted December 3, 2021 Author Share Posted December 3, 2021 Is that Gravy Hot Tub a regional thing? Does anybody know where this option is available? 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Schmidt Meister Posted December 4, 2021 Author Share Posted December 4, 2021 Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk.' The question was worth 50 points or none at all. One student was hard put to think of seven advantages. He wrote: Â 1) It is perfect formula for the child. 2) It provides immunity against several diseases. 3) It is always the right temperature. 4) It is inexpensive. 5) It bonds the child to mother and vice versa. 6) It is always available as needed. And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test he wrote: 7) It comes in two visually pleasing containers. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmidt Meister Posted December 4, 2021 Author Share Posted December 4, 2021 My 21st anniversary is coming up rapidly. I'm thinking that she would love to have a pair of these ... no more bending over or having to hunt the broom and dustpan, or drag out the vacuum, she would just have them on anytime she was in the house. They come in several assorted colors and I could get her a couple of pairs to match whatever outfit she was wearing. Easy, peasy. What y'all think? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampfox762 Posted December 4, 2021 Share Posted December 4, 2021 3 minutes ago, Schmidt Meister said: My 21st anniversary is coming up rapidly. I'm thinking that she would love to have a pair of these ... no more bending over or having to hunt the broom and dustpan, or drag out the vacuum, she would just have them on anytime she was in the house. They come in several assorted colors and I could get her a couple of pairs to match whatever outfit she was wearing. Easy, peasy. What y'all think? I believe I'd re think that... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmidt Meister Posted December 6, 2021 Author Share Posted December 6, 2021 Why did this song just come to mind ..... Â They're pickin' up the prisoners, And putting 'em in a pen. Rebels been rebels. Since I don't know when. Â Molotov cocktail, the local drink, They mix 'em up right, In the kitchen sink. Â Crazy people walkin' round, With blood in their eyes. Wild-eyed pistol-wavers, Who ain't afraid to die. Â Well the government bugged the men's room, In the local disco lounge. To keep the boys from sellin' All the weapons they could scrounge. Â But that don't keep the boys From makin' a buck or two They still can sell the army All the drugs that they can do. Â Well, we barely made the airport For the last plane out. As we taxied down the runway I could hear the people shout. They said, "Don't come back here, Yankee" But if I ever do, I'll bring more money 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmidt Meister Posted December 7, 2021 Author Share Posted December 7, 2021 Let's Go Brandon. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Schmidt Meister Posted December 10, 2021 Author Share Posted December 10, 2021 There's NOÂ need for a 5 second rule in this house. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DAKA Posted December 10, 2021 Share Posted December 10, 2021 1 hour ago, Schmidt Meister said: There's NOÂ need for a 5 second rule in this house. Not ONE strand hit the floor ! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmidt Meister Posted December 10, 2021 Author Share Posted December 10, 2021 22 minutes ago, DAKA said: Not ONE strand hit the floor ! He's done that before, I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Schmidt Meister Posted December 11, 2021 Author Share Posted December 11, 2021 First, Rittenhouse acquitted. Justice for the 2nd Amendment and Kyle now, Jussie Smollett found guilty, he can rest peacefully knowing his attacker was found guilty. Maybe Alec Baldwin will find justice next. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted December 12, 2021 Share Posted December 12, 2021 On 12/4/2021 at 12:12 PM, Schmidt Meister said: Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, 'Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk.' The question was worth 50 points or none at all. One student was hard put to think of seven advantages. He wrote: Â 1) It is perfect formula for the child. 2) It provides immunity against several diseases. 3) It is always the right temperature. 4) It is inexpensive. 5) It bonds the child to mother and vice versa. 6) It is always available as needed. And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test he wrote: 7) It comes in two visually pleasing containers. Don't forget the most important fact:Â It's up where the Cat can't get at it!! 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmidt Meister Posted December 12, 2021 Author Share Posted December 12, 2021 Roads we've traveled. Aravaipa Canyon Wilderness - AZÂ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmidt Meister Posted December 12, 2021 Author Share Posted December 12, 2021 Boar's Tusk Butte BLM - WY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Schmidt Meister Posted December 12, 2021 Author Share Posted December 12, 2021 Wahweap Hoodoos - Kanab, UT Â 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmidt Meister Posted December 12, 2021 Author Share Posted December 12, 2021 Can you find the snake? Once you find it, you can't help seeing it. And since I posted a lot of them in a prior post, that log is covered in turkey tail mushrooms/fungus. They're all over Florida. The snakes are too. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Schmidt Meister Posted December 13, 2021 Author Share Posted December 13, 2021 December 13th, 1636. National Guard Birthday. Salute to all the NG soldiers who are ALWAYS READY - ALWAYS THERE. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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