railfancwb Posted January 16, 2021 Author Share Posted January 16, 2021 Flash. Flash Sale especially. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 (edited) So there I was, you dig, minding my own business high atop the Acme building in a city that never sleeps, you understand. That’s when this dish came into the digs, my place you understand, so I turned on her. She knew I was an ace. She spilled her guts and told me some chrome dome anchor clanker had done her wrong. What a dame, what a dish, she had legs up to her neck. She was one fine cookie. She was a true dreamboat. She was out of my league. I might be an eager beaver to get a leg over…but being a dead hoofer and a bit of a yuck besides being just a gum shoe…I knew she wasn’t going to take up with a fath headed, geezer, dead hoofer like me. I mean. What am I good for? Working the gum shoe, beating the pavement? I’m just a joe. She’s ready for the glitterati. She ain’t know Khaki Wackey…and a dick like me doesn’t make enough to be a sugar daddy. I’m just a drip, you dig, just a no body. Just a guy who finds the dope. A guy who totes a roscoe, walks the dog, carries a heater. She’ll take a powder on me in a second. Yet there she is. On the beam. Sitting in my space looking for a good like me. And trust me. Whatever she wants I ain’t running out of gas or gonna whistle dixie. I gotta throw a knucklesandwich it won’t be because I passed the buck. Just sayin…this could go on for a while. But I’m drinking Scotch whiskey and counting $2 bills… Edited January 16, 2021 by Historian 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 Don’t get me started. She spilled her guts. The charmer had issues. Some dunce had dune her wrong and she needed me to dig her out of the hole. It wasn’t like she didn’t two dimes to rub together. She was an independent woman. But I could tell there were limits. I mean. There’s only so much I can drain from any situation. Perhaps you might say squeeze a dime, or bleed a beat. I couldn’t say no to her. No way. Not with curls like that. She was all that and more. So I took a chance and took the case. I knew it was a dead end and no good was gonnna come from it. But you know. When a pretty red haired dame comes into your office dressed to the nines asking for your help…you just fall for it. Yeah, Sam, that’s the story and I’m sticking to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 Let’s face it. It wasn’t a good time for her to dig me up. I was on a bender, you understand, took a few under the belt. Spent too much time as a swigger on the sauce. I admit it. I liked the buzz, you understand. But I cashed in the clams for that. I means I spent some lettice. Eating great, drinking swell, like a schnook. To the point when my peepers needed the shuteye. I had run out of gas and was ready to snap your cap. We’re not talking peanuts. But I got the bum rap. Bupkis. Everyone was busting my chops…and I was ready to stand my ground. Pour me a cup of Joe and I’ll tell you more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RenoF250 Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 The one that is annoying me right now is "gas lighting". I had never heard it before and now hear it all the time. I think it is a stupid term since it is based on an old movie no one has seen. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted January 16, 2021 Share Posted January 16, 2021 On 1/2/2021 at 12:18 PM, Jack Ryan said: Fur baby, doggy daddy, pet parent, it ALL puts the users in the same chapter as people with face tattoos or nose rings in my book. Word. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuteTheMall Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 Hey sheepdogs, got your pew-pews? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Ryan Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 Sheepdogs Pew pew Man buns Flip flops Nose rings face tats Same thing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Ryan Posted January 17, 2021 Share Posted January 17, 2021 (edited) On 1/16/2021 at 12:46 AM, RenoF250 said: The one that is annoying me right now is "gas lighting". I had never heard it before and now hear it all the time. I think it is a stupid term since it is based on an old movie no one has seen. Gas lighting the word, is like face tats in Chinese. Not nearly as impressive as the user thinks they are. Edited January 17, 2021 by Jack Ryan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChuteTheMall Posted January 19, 2021 Share Posted January 19, 2021 Far out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
railfancwb Posted January 20, 2021 Author Share Posted January 20, 2021 11 hours ago, ChuteTheMall said: Far out. That’s so old it’s almost new again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwalchmai Posted January 20, 2021 Share Posted January 20, 2021 Awoman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
railfancwb Posted January 21, 2021 Author Share Posted January 21, 2021 give back buy back If it wasn’t given to you you can’t give it back. If you didn’t sell it you can’t buy it back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gamboolman Posted January 22, 2021 Share Posted January 22, 2021 On 12/24/2020 at 9:12 PM, railfancwb said: “reach out to” in my opinion is inferior to “ask” What Rail said.... I don't reach out to anyone - I contact them or get ahold of them or establish communications with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Mrs.Cicero Posted January 28, 2021 Share Posted January 28, 2021 7 hours ago, railfancwb said: Nah. That one comes in second to "Hubster" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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