crockett Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 ...if I manage to stay out of political enchiladas with any left wing trolls! I don't know why, but Christmas time is gun and reloading time! Hope yall are healthy and kickn! 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted November 25, 2020 Administrators Share Posted November 25, 2020 Happy Thanksgiving. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hook Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 Come on back. i dont think there are many left wing trolls here which is great. my other site is over run with them and all they want to do is argue effin politics i had to leave there for i am sick of it. it pissess me off that sob biden and the demonrats stole this election and the republicans dont even fight back they just welcome that senile ****. dammit the blood pressure is rising. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 I get Poitico Con Chorizo. And I dump the bowl of chori-queso on it. I'm eating for calories, now. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 I carry my own camping-fork. Some forks at the restaurants are 3/4 inches wide. Ever try to eat rice with that? You can't. My fork is 1 1/2 inches wide. Wolf, wolf. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 I'm watching the movie. I think Harry Potter is about to die. He tried to Expell-i-armus my fork, but I deflected him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 I hit him with my Expecto- Choriszo charm... Didn't really hurt him, but mad him blink. And then he severely burned his fingers on the plate, which they warned us was very hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 I got my own chopsticks. Ivory ones. I was using them once, when the lady noticed me and screeched, pointing, to the whole restaurant, "LOOK! LOOK! LOOK! HE GOT HIS OWN! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 I didn't know it was a deal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 What happened to the rubber-glove girl? Don Johnson wears panties. Probably thongs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 Wrong guy. It's OK. We really like Don. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 I once stumbled upon the finest 10-star, basement restaurant, in Chinatown, NYC. I ordered the prawns. Yummy, right? They came out, all bigly-deep fried, stacked up like lobsters in worship. It was artwork. Then I bit one. They had the shells and claws all still on them. I thought maybe that's how they do it. Them wacky Chinee... Then I saw all the lady's peeking out, laughing at me. That might be normal, also. I tried to bite into banana-sized shrimps, as is, and got too much shell and legs. Then I tried to peel them. All fried into a lump. I swear they were all watching me, giggling. I was done with it, so I asked for the check. The check was double-priced. I complained. To a bunch of basement Chinese ladies. I asked for the menu, and they gave it to me, but it was a scam. The price was what I was charged. But it wasn't when I ordered. A Chinese basement rip-off NYC thing. I should have known. So I left the exact amount, with no tip. And left. Up the stairs. With no tip. A pack of girls immediately followed me, screaming, like Vietnamese wet-pissed-hens, "YAAAAH--YAAAAHH-HE-SQUEEEEEEEE-WAAAH-NOT-LEAVE-TIP!!!!--WAAAAHHHH YAAAHHH!" And followed me into the street, still screaming. Now, I'm expecting the street-teenage-Chinese-mafia to elbow me into a pulp. But they left me alone after a couple of doors. So I paid 2X to eat nothing, and that was the last time I was in Chinatown. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MO Fugga Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 Man, you get the good dope. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 Oh. It's you again. We really like Don. He's not gay at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 Can you throw five hypodermics, from your garter, at five guy's necks, and nail them all at one time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 I suspect that Billy wears garter-hose. They tickle him into pissed-off-ness. Like that Kevin Costern baseball movie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crockett Posted November 25, 2020 Author Share Posted November 25, 2020 I see not much has changed lol 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MO Fugga Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 13 hours ago, Huaco Kid said: Can you throw five hypodermics, from your garter, at five guy's necks, and nail them all at one time? No but I know someone that shot up in a Five Guy's pizza bathroom once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwalchmai Posted November 25, 2020 Share Posted November 25, 2020 2 hours ago, crockett said: I see not much has changed lol Glad to see you're still kickin'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crockett Posted November 25, 2020 Author Share Posted November 25, 2020 1 hour ago, gwalchmai said: Glad to see you're still kickin'. Yeah... but that election cost me 10 years. At least. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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