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Come on back. i dont think there are many left wing trolls here which is great. my other site is over run with them and all they want to do is argue effin politics i had to leave there for i am sick of it. it pissess me off that sob biden and the demonrats stole this election and the republicans dont even fight back they just welcome that senile ****. dammit the blood pressure is rising.

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I once stumbled upon the finest 10-star,  basement restaurant,   in Chinatown,  NYC.

I ordered the prawns.  Yummy, right?

They came out,  all bigly-deep fried,  stacked up like lobsters in worship.  It was artwork.

Then I bit one.

They had the shells and claws all still on them.

I thought maybe that's how they do it.  Them wacky Chinee...

Then I saw all the lady's peeking out,  laughing at me.  That might be normal, also.

I tried to bite into banana-sized shrimps,  as is,  and got too much shell and legs.

Then I tried to peel them.  All fried into a lump. 

I swear they were all watching me, giggling.

I was done with it, so I asked for the check.

The check was double-priced.  I complained.  To a bunch of basement Chinese ladies.

I asked for the menu,  and they gave it to me,  but it was a scam. The price was what I was charged.  But it wasn't when I ordered.   A Chinese basement rip-off NYC thing.

I should have known.

So I left the exact amount, with no tip.

And left.  Up the stairs. With no tip.

A pack of girls immediately followed me, screaming,  like Vietnamese wet-pissed-hens,  "YAAAAH--YAAAAHH-HE-SQUEEEEEEEE-WAAAH-NOT-LEAVE-TIP!!!!--WAAAAHHHH YAAAHHH!"

And followed me into the street,  still screaming.

Now,  I'm expecting the street-teenage-Chinese-mafia to elbow me into a pulp.

But they left me alone after a couple of doors.

So I paid 2X to eat nothing,  and that was the last time I was in Chinatown.

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