janice6 Posted October 7, 2020 Share Posted October 7, 2020 16 hours ago, Eric said: While we are in the vernacular vicinity, are you a pop or a soda person? The fellow from Boston I used to work with said, there are no "rubber bands"! They are "Gum Bands"! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walt Longmire Posted October 7, 2020 Share Posted October 7, 2020 12 hours ago, Eric said: How about a knuckle sandwich? Jack his jaw. Ernest. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walt Longmire Posted October 7, 2020 Share Posted October 7, 2020 12 hours ago, Eric said: So ugly she could make a freight train back up and take a dirt road. She has an ass two axe handles wide. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampfox762 Posted October 7, 2020 Author Share Posted October 7, 2020 "Gag me with a spoon". 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheygriz Posted October 7, 2020 Share Posted October 7, 2020 Jes plumb eat up with the dumbass dirt stupid and pig ugly aint got the smarts G_d give a jackass 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampfox762 Posted October 8, 2020 Author Share Posted October 8, 2020 (edited) "Gag me with a spoon". Edited October 8, 2020 by Swampfox762 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampfox762 Posted October 8, 2020 Author Share Posted October 8, 2020 Even a blind dog finds a bone once in awhile. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted October 8, 2020 Administrators Share Posted October 8, 2020 Putting the bite on someone. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zonny Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 "What's your sign?" 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zonny Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 My dad used to say, "_____ is useless as tits on a milk can." My MIL used to say, "one day you'll be farting in silk sheets." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted October 8, 2020 Share Posted October 8, 2020 29 minutes ago, Zonny said: "What's your sign?" I can't imagine that actually ever worked. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swampfox762 Posted October 9, 2020 Author Share Posted October 9, 2020 1 hour ago, Zonny said: My dad used to say, "_____ is useless as tits on a milk can." My MIL used to say, "one day you'll be farting in silk sheets." Ha, ha, ha...I heard... Boar Hog. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redhookbklyn Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 Take a load off, have a seat. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
railfancwb Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 3 hours ago, Zonny said: "What's your sign?" That was the basis for a “redneck” comedy routine. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheygriz Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 Greener than goose schidt in grass. (green=stoopid) I wouldn't **** her with your ****. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 Lemme have some of that ....kickapoo joy juice. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zonny Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 34 minutes ago, railfancwb said: That was the basis for a “redneck” comedy routine. I think that was, “here’s your sign.” 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deputy tom Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 7 hours ago, Cheygriz said: I wouldn't **** her with your ****. I just used that last week. tom. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minervadoe Posted October 9, 2020 Share Posted October 9, 2020 I'm bushed; to convey that one is tired. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted October 10, 2020 Administrators Share Posted October 10, 2020 He didn’t know whether to **** or go blind. 2 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 A machinist's informal measure of precision: 1RCH. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 Eat the eat. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 Cop term. DRT: Dead right there 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deputy tom Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 He doesn't know **** from Shinola. tom. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minervadoe Posted October 10, 2020 Share Posted October 10, 2020 ...and dat's the name of dat tune. Beretta 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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