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This whole movie is full of incredible dialog :

Schofield Kid:
Say, Will?

Will Munny:
Yeah?

Kid:
That was the first one.

Will:
First one what?

Kid:
First one I ever killed.

Will:
Yeah?

Kid:
You know how I said I shot five men? It weren't true. That Mexican who come at me with a knife? I just busted his leg with a shovel. I didn't kill him or nothin' neither.

Will:
Well, you sure killed the hell outta that fella today.

Kid:
Hell yeah! I killed the hell out of him, didn't I? Three shots and he was takin' a ****!

Will:
Take a drink, kid.

Kid:
Jesus Christ! It don't seem real. Guy ain't gonna never breathe again ever. Now he's dead, and the other one too, all on account of pullin' a trigger.

Will:
It's a hell of a thing, killin' a man. You take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have.

Kid:
Yeah. Well, I guess they had it comin'.

Will:
We all have it comin', kid.

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im gonna take this foot and kick you across your face and there aint nuttin you can do about it . 

i want my 2 dollars  

gee  ricky  im sorry i blew up your mom . 

you shot it !!!! you dumb peckerhead sons a bitches  you shot it , you shot my mo chine  

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"Shut up, *****. What is all this "bro" ****, anyway? You wanna be super-spade or something? These guys don't wanna be your "bro" and I don't blame 'em. Now get your ofay paddy ass on down the road."

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From Hacksaw Ridge, loosely quoted from memory:

 

"Some nut is up there lowering wounded.  He even lowered a couple Japs.  They didn't make it"

 

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Posted (edited)
1 hour ago, ASH said:

oh lord  that movie would fill up 3 pages with one liners roflmao

I watched this movie after an allergic reaction to a cream I used on my Johnson related too a massive exposure to poison ivy.  I sat on a bag of frozen peas.

Before the jokes start I was cutting trees post storm to open roadways as part of a department effort to serve the public. I was not buck naked running a chain saw.

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Jackie Gleason in Smokey and the Bandit...

 

"The first thing I'm gonna due when I get home is punch your Momma right in the mouth."

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12 minutes ago, windowasher said:

Jackie Gleason in Smokey and the Bandit...

 

"The first thing I'm gonna due when I get home is punch your Momma right in the mouth."

You forgot the set up

”there is no way that you came from my loins” (meaning, he must not be his son)

 

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"Aren't we going to bury them?"

"Ground's too hard.  If they'd a wanted a proper burial, they'd a got themselves kilt in summer."

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10 minutes ago, gwalchmai said:

Goudy: I believe you testified that you backed away from old man Wharton?

Rooster Cogburn: Yes, sir.

Goudy: Which direction were you going?

Rooster Cogburn: Backward. I always go backward when I'm backin' away.

"Well, if it ain’t loaded and cocked it don’t shoot!"

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it could be a toomah  

charlie cant surf 

he slimed me 

gonna need bigger boat. 

 

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“I don’t mind killin’ them for you Sister, but I ain’t sweatin’ over them”

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Little Bill Daggett:
You just shot an unarmed man.

Bill Munny:
He should have armed himself if he's gonna decorate his saloon with my friend.




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For some reason this one has always stuck with me, makes me laugh every time.  I LIKE IT!

And this one - 1 word.  Chilling.

 

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"I strenuously object?" Is that how it works? Hm? "Objection." "Overruled." "Oh, no, no, no. No, I STRENUOUSLY object." "Oh. Well, if you strenuously object then I should take some time to reconsider."

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