Historian Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 Just now, Huaco Kid said: We've got a lot of them in the woods around here. They can be aggressive in the spring, when they come out of hibernation. I'd be more concerned if you had landsharks. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrB Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 Oh Man, We were all hoping you were still out strapped to the whale fighting your guns going down. We all need to know the ending to this Epic tale. This could put Herman Melville to shame. No one kills the white whale. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 2 hours ago, DrB said: So was I... There has to be a good tale of survival and guns sinking here. Perhaps it's to traumatic for Historian to talk about... Hahaaaa... It will start with the words... Call me Ishmael.... 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 2 minutes ago, Historian said: It will start with the words... Call me Ishmael.... And I quote the most famous ending for stories of all time, "Oh, ****!" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 Just now, janice6 said: And I quote the most famous ending for stories of all time, "Oh, ****!" I thought it was, "Dude, you're full of s..." 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrB Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 So where is the chapter in this saga about drunkenness? Curious minds need to know. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 3 minutes ago, DrB said: So where is the chapter in this saga about drunkenness? Curious minds need to know. Aye, so you want a story about a drunk. That..i am from time-to-time. Tous knows...he knows about the scar on my right arm. Tattoo removal...USS Indianapolis. You know that was the time I was most frightened. Waitin' for my turn. I'll never put on a lifejacket again. So, eleven hundred men went into the water. 316 men come out, the sharks took the rest, June the 29th, 1945. The whale...was nothing...just manifestation of my anger issues. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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DrB Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 13 minutes ago, Historian said: It will start with the words... Call me Ishmael.... Now just hold on a minute there cowboy. I thought your name was Historian and now it's Ishmael.. Come clean here..... Somehow it's looking like there is a rotten whale in the fish tank here. Dave... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 2 minutes ago, DrB said: Now just hold on a minute there cowboy. I thought your name was Historian and now it's Ishmael.. Come clean here..... Somehow it's looking like there is a rotten whale in the fish tank here. Dave... Ishmael tells you a story based on truth...there for he is an Historian. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 (edited) 14 hours ago, tous said: So, you went to the cut-rate schools, did you? Thinking about your comment. You tax dollars did pay for it in some cases. ? Edited March 29, 2020 by Historian 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrB Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 (edited) 11 minutes ago, Historian said: Ishmael tells you a story based on truth...there for he is an Historian. Excellent...but I don't buy that line of fish flesh for one minute. Just like my real name is Louis Cyphre. Believe that or not. I will see you on down the line sometime.Hahahaaa Edited March 29, 2020 by DrB 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 27 minutes ago, Historian said: I thought it was, "Dude, you're full of s..." Ahhhh. Alternate endings. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 5 minutes ago, DrB said: Excellent...but I don't buy that line of fish flesh for one minute. Just like my real name is Louis Cyphre. Believe that or not. I will see you on down the line sometime. So you have mismatched blue eyes? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tous Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 4 minutes ago, DrB said: Just like my real name is Louis Cyphre And here all this time I thought you were Robert De Niro. You got a whale? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrB Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 (edited) 2 minutes ago, tous said: And here all this time I thought you were Robert De Niro. You got a whale? Yes, the White one sold his sole to me many years ago. He does my deeds.... Edited March 29, 2020 by DrB 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrB Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 3 minutes ago, Historian said: So you have mismatched blue eyes? Nope.....One is pink the other orange. I had my eyeballs tattooed to throw you folks off to my identity. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrB Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 Next question... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 2 minutes ago, DrB said: Nope.....One is pink the other orange. I had my eyeballs tattooed to throw you folks off to my identity. And you say I tell a fish story.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrB Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Historian said: And you say I tell a fish story.... Touche.... I think we both can tell some pretty good tales.... Now I got to get going for the night and check my minions around the molten magma pools to see if they are still stirring. Edited March 29, 2020 by DrB 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 2 minutes ago, DrB said: Touche.... I think we both can tell some pretty good tales.... Now I got to get going for the night and check my minions around the molten magma pools to see if they are still stirring. And i have to go check on Billy Budd. I understand he was charged with mutiny. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrango Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 On 3/26/2020 at 2:28 PM, Huaco Kid said: Coming to a nation near you: digital-only currency. OR PEOPLE WILL DIE!!!!! I've been laid off for two weeks. In the "special" paperwork I received going out the door from work I noticed that the unemployment dept. wants to put the money I get from them on a special debit card to use. Why now? All of a sudden? Oh hell no! It will go directly into my bank account! I don't like the undertones to that new idea from them! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tous Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 3 hours ago, Historian said: Ishmael tells you a story based on truth...there for he is an Historian. Has he confessed Godzilla is actually a whale in a giant lizard suit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASH Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 on a fm receiver , teste's teste's 1 2 3 pretty sure i heard that in a movie 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrB Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 6 hours ago, ASH said: on a fm receiver , teste's teste's 1 2 3 pretty sure i heard that in a movie Check Mate King Two, This is White Rook, Over... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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