DrB Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 1 minute ago, janice6 said: So, did you die, or what? I don't think he would be posting if he did.. Then again on internet forums you never know.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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janice6 Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 3 minutes ago, DrB said: I don't think he would be posting if he did.. Then again on internet forums you never know.... I was hoping for the exciting end of the story. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 23 minutes ago, Historian said: All i had to go after that whale with was a Benchmade... If you get them in a headlock, and hold your hand over the blowhole, they go down pretty quick. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 1 minute ago, Huaco Kid said: If you get them in a headlock, and hold your hand over the blowhole, they go down pretty quick. You heard that from my wife, didn't you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrB Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 3 minutes ago, janice6 said: I was hoping for the exciting end of the story. So was I... There has to be a good tale of survival and guns sinking here. Perhaps it's to traumatic for Historian to talk about... Hahaaaa... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 Just now, DrB said: So was I... There has to be a good tale of survival and guns sinking here. Perhaps it's to traumatic for Historian to talk about... Hahaaaa... You have to admit that we have been very obliging at setting this up for the "TA-DAH" finale. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 OK! Who missed their line of, "The sea was dark that day my friend". If your in for a Penny, you're in for a Pound. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrB Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 (edited) 4 minutes ago, janice6 said: You have to admit that we have been very obliging at setting this up for the "TA-DAH" finale. Yep he took the bait, Hook, Line and Sinker... We're just trying to lighten up the mood here Historian... with all the crap now out there. Dave.. Edited March 29, 2020 by DrB 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrB Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 (edited) Folks just joking around here, all in fun..... Edited March 29, 2020 by DrB 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrB Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 There has to be some tales of drunkenness in this story, kinda like in Jaws.... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tous Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 Historian once stopped the entire Persian army at Thermopylae. With 299 other guys watching. And Chuck Norris. Sadly, on the way home, Historian's entire collection of swords and spears fell into the Adriatic. There was a whale, but -- Chuck Norris. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 1 minute ago, tous said: Historian once stopped the entire Persian army at Thermopylae. With 299 other guys watching. And Chuck Norris. Sadly, on the way home, Historian's entire collection of swords and spears fell into the Adriatic. There was a whale, but -- Chuck Norris. As possible as it is to believe, I watched a late night Science Fiction Movie that took place in the outer reaches of the Galaxy and turned into a vengeful "Captain Ahab after the White Whale" for killing his dad, but in space with a space Whale shaped like a Dragon that breathed nothingness. Some of these are too obvious. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 (edited) Edited March 29, 2020 by Huaco Kid 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrB Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 I'm hoping Historian has a good sense of humor here....... Dave.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tous Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 He does. Except for whales. Doesn't like them. for some reason. But, at least he now knows how to get them in a headlock and cover their blowhole. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tous Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 Historian knew that Rosebud was the name of a sled before Orson Welles did.. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 (edited) 35 minutes ago, tous said: Historian knew that Rosebud was the name of a sled before Orson Welles did.. Dammit! I was waiting until I forgot the ending so I could watch it again...……………. Damn, now I have to wait for Alzheimer's for the rerun. Edited March 29, 2020 by janice6 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 42 minutes ago, tous said: Historian knew that Rosebud was the name of a sled before Orson Welles did.. Most excellent.... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, tous said: Historian once stopped the entire Persian army at Thermopylae. With 299 other guys watching. And Chuck Norris. Sadly, on the way home, Historian's entire collection of swords and spears fell into the Adriatic. There was a whale, but -- Chuck Norrislll Some say I was the one who told Herodotus about the hot springs...and Xerxes. Some say I carved the monument that read, "Go now passerby and tell the story of the Spartans who died here." Edited March 29, 2020 by Historian 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 (edited) 2 hours ago, Huaco Kid said: If you get them in a headlock, and hold your hand over the blowhole, they go down pretty quick. Seventeen years of aikido, five in judo, some other work related stuff and no one told me how to fight a whale. Edited March 29, 2020 by Historian 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 2 hours ago, janice6 said: So, did you die, or what? No but I walked the dog and had a tremendous laugh at the wonderful comments about me. Loved them all. And seriously Ahab has some issues. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tous Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 5 minutes ago, Historian said: Seventeen years of aikido, five in judo, so other work related stuff and no one told me how to fight a whale. So, you went to the cut-rate schools, did you? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Historian Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 (edited) 2 minutes ago, tous said: So, you went to the cut-rate schools, did you? And now you know why my guns went to the bottom of the sea. Edited March 29, 2020 by Historian 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 9 minutes ago, Historian said: Seventeen years of aikido, five in judo, so other work related stuff and no one told me how to fight a whale. We've got a lot of them in the woods around here. They can be aggressive in the spring, when they come out of hibernation. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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