jame Posted January 26, 2020 Share Posted January 26, 2020 ....why do they keep eating fucked up food?! I mean, seriously. No one can convince me that fried bat or pickled snake tastes so good that everyone has to have some. When will these people figure it out? Get some distance between you and your food, people of the East..... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted January 26, 2020 Share Posted January 26, 2020 When you get hungry, you eat what you can get. Rats are nourishing. A bucket of eels, if you have extra chingy. Puppies and kittens are for the better-off. I heard that the market where the virus started sells live wolf-babies. I want one for a pet. I would totally buy one. (I guy I work with went to China. He was invited to the employer's home for dinner. When he got there, there were a bunch of puppies tied to the front porch. He petted them and made a little fuss over them. Later, his escort told him that acknowledging the food, whatsoever, is really bad manners.) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted January 26, 2020 Share Posted January 26, 2020 And it's their New Year. They are probably buy all kinds of 'traditional' stuff. "Drumprings". Everything goes into dumprings. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted January 26, 2020 Share Posted January 26, 2020 I went through ATL airport (a lot of international travelers there) twice last week. I've seen a couple people wearing surgical masks before. This week, maybe 20% of the people were. It was a little creepy. But, I lick doorknobs, so I just don't care. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jame Posted January 26, 2020 Author Share Posted January 26, 2020 I’m not so sure it’s about starving people anymore. I think that they’re just trying to show the world how badass they are, only this time, they contacted a bug that might rival 1918 Influenza. Thanks China. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Batesmotel Posted January 26, 2020 Share Posted January 26, 2020 Same people who think drinking soup made from endangered asiatic black bear testicles will guarantee male babies. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted January 26, 2020 Share Posted January 26, 2020 55 minutes ago, Batesmotel said: Same people who think drinking soup made from endangered asiatic black bear testicles will guarantee male babies. If your children are conceived under the aurora borealis, they will be president of a major electronic company. And if you eat bear testicles, they'll be males. Or mantatee balls. Or wallabys. We're not sure. You can buy them at the market. If you have a daughter, just drown it. It's politically correct. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted January 26, 2020 Share Posted January 26, 2020 4 minutes ago, Huaco Kid said: If your children are conceived under the aurora borealis, they will be president of a major electronic company. There's actually an Alaska tourism industry for that. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tadbart Posted January 26, 2020 Share Posted January 26, 2020 I limit my animal consumption to birds, ungulates, and normal fish. So far, no SARS, bird flu, or coronavirus for me. Oh, and what's with the Japanese whaling again? They need a couple more mushroom clouds to get back in line? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maser Posted January 26, 2020 Share Posted January 26, 2020 They must be doing something right because the oldest people always are from that part of the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueiron Posted January 26, 2020 Share Posted January 26, 2020 Coronavirus is more likely to have come from the nearby level 4 bio-research facility than the claimed snake, eel, or other bio-host. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul53 Posted January 26, 2020 Share Posted January 26, 2020 27 minutes ago, blueiron said: Coronavirus is more likely to have come from the nearby level 4 bio-research facility than the claimed snake, eel, or other bio-host. Can you expand on this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Walt Longmire Posted January 26, 2020 Share Posted January 26, 2020 They eat bird nest soup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted January 26, 2020 Share Posted January 26, 2020 14 hours ago, Huaco Kid said: When you get hungry, you eat what you can get. Rats are nourishing. A bucket of eels, if you have extra chingy. Puppies and kittens are for the better-off. I heard that the market where the virus started sells live wolf-babies. I want one for a pet. I would totally buy one. (I guy I work with went to China. He was invited to the employer's home for dinner. When he got there, there were a bunch of puppies tied to the front porch. He petted them and made a little fuss over them. Later, his escort told him that acknowledging the food, whatsoever, is really bad manners.) My daughter was on a buying trip for the importer she worked for and she said she couldn't get over the dogs skinned and hanging on a rack at a meat market. I couldn't deal with it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueiron Posted January 26, 2020 Share Posted January 26, 2020 3 hours ago, Paul53 said: Can you expand on this? https://www.nature.com/news/inside-the-chinese-lab-poised-to-study-world-s-most-dangerous-pathogens-1.21487 Read the first sentence. Interesting factoid: The lab is less than 10 miles from the epicenter of the outbreak. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueiron Posted January 26, 2020 Share Posted January 26, 2020 20 minutes ago, janice6 said: My daughter was on a buying trip for the importer she worked for and she said she couldn't get over the dogs skinned and hanging on a rack at a meat market. I couldn't deal with it. An uncomfortable factoid: domestic pets were expected to be the initial main source of animal protein for American survivors of a nuclear war. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paul53 Posted January 26, 2020 Share Posted January 26, 2020 32 minutes ago, blueiron said: https://www.nature.com/news/inside-the-chinese-lab-poised-to-study-world-s-most-dangerous-pathogens-1.21487 Read the first sentence. Interesting factoid: The lab is less than 10 miles from the epicenter of the outbreak. Thanks for the link. Curious coincidence indeed with the lab so close to the outbreak. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blueiron Posted January 26, 2020 Share Posted January 26, 2020 5 minutes ago, Paul53 said: Thanks for the link. Curious coincidence indeed with the lab so close to the outbreak. Putting a BSL-4 lab in an urban environment is asking for epidemics. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Walt Longmire Posted January 26, 2020 Share Posted January 26, 2020 Another reason to dislike snakes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fnfalman Posted January 26, 2020 Share Posted January 26, 2020 Zombie apocalypse... just like WWZ, Patient Zero was from China. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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