Adoption

[Mrs Glockrunner]

A husband and wife who own a circus walk into an adoption agency looking to adopt a child.

 

"Are you sure the circus is the best place for a child?" asks the social worker.  "I mean, all those dangerous animals, the constant traveling..."

 

"The animals are trained," says the wife.  "And we have a state-of-the-art 55 foot motor home that is equipped with a large nursery."

 

"How will you educate your child?"

 

"We've arranged for a full-time tutor to teach all the regular subjects, as well as Mandarin and computer programming," explains the husband.

 

"And the nanny is certified in pediatric care, child welfare, and nutrition," the wife adds.

 

The social worker is impressed.  "Well, you do seem perfect.  What age were you looking to adopt?"

 

The husband says, "It doesn't really matter, as long as they fit in the cannon."