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Dric902 Posted November 16, 2019 Share Posted November 16, 2019 “Lawyer labels” 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricordo Posted November 16, 2019 Author Share Posted November 16, 2019 5 minutes ago, Dric902 said: “Lawyer labels” 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dric902 Posted November 17, 2019 Share Posted November 17, 2019 1 hour ago, Ricordo said: The Sith Lord of Sarcasm.....proudly . 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted November 17, 2019 Share Posted November 17, 2019 3 hours ago, Ricordo said: Why the pictures of the cookies? Oh, it means something else! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricordo Posted November 17, 2019 Author Share Posted November 17, 2019 8 hours ago, janice6 said: Why the pictures of the cookies? Oh, it means something else! I'm not so sure. I keep trying to think what is so distinct about Oreos that it would make them particularly damaging in a library setting. Is it the crunchy exterior that somebody used as bookmarks, or the creamy interior that somebody used to flip through the pages? Perhaps they were used in an Oreo fight as flying discs, custom frisbees that exploded on contact with a harder surface and left all over the place a mess that vacuum cleaners could not keep up with. Or that the crumbs attracted legions of fire ants that made reading there hazardous. Serves as a reminder that people will find 1001 different ways to act upon their frustrations. In a simpler world, it refers to a democrat that cries and prays every night for the sanctity and welfare of the US Constitution. Or a nevertumper that identifies as a rino but who is actually, unbeknownst to himself, a democrat. Lots of frustrated people running around...they're everywhere. Including those who managed to do something that ended up having Oreos specifically banned from a library. Indeed, it must suck to be that dumb. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricordo Posted November 18, 2019 Author Share Posted November 18, 2019 Rep. Adam Schiff announced today that tomorrow's impeachment inquiry hearing will include a showing of the movie reboot of "Charlie's Angels". "After the presentation there will be a Q & A session with the director/producer/actress/screen writer of that great reboot, Elizabeth Banks. Who is, btw, truly a great patriot and defender of the Constitution", Rep. Schiff stated. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
michael_b Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 1 hour ago, Ricordo said: Rep. Adam Schiff announced today that tomorrow's impeachment inquiry hearing will include a showing of the movie reboot of "Charlie's Angels". "After the presentation there will be a Q & A session with the director/producer/actress/screen writer of that great reboot, Elizabeth Banks. Who is, btw, truly a great patriot and defender of the Constitution", Rep. Schiff stated. I’m surprised he’s not reading one of his screenplays. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted November 18, 2019 Share Posted November 18, 2019 1 hour ago, Ricordo said: Rep. Adam Schiff announced today that tomorrow's impeachment inquiry hearing will include a showing of the movie reboot of "Charlie's Angels". "After the presentation there will be a Q & A session with the director/producer/actress/screen writer of that great reboot, Elizabeth Banks. Who is, btw, truly a great patriot and defender of the Constitution", Rep. Schiff stated. Curious that he would want a defender of the Constitution at a meeting designed to shred that document and all it stands for. Pretty pathetic pandering from my point of view. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricordo Posted November 18, 2019 Author Share Posted November 18, 2019 In other news, anonymous sources have confirmed that Speaker Pelosi has appointed Prince Andrew as the Official Spokesperson for the Impeachment Committee. "Prince Andrew brings to the table extensive experience that will be invaluable to the Committee", she is quoted as saying. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricordo Posted November 18, 2019 Author Share Posted November 18, 2019 13 minutes ago, janice6 said: Curious that he would want a defender of the Constitution at a meeting designed to shred that document and all it stands for. Pretty pathetic pandering from my point of view. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricordo Posted November 19, 2019 Author Share Posted November 19, 2019 The Impeachment Committee has announced a guest appearance for today by Peter Strozk, renowned author of the best seller "How to win friends and influence elections". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricordo Posted November 22, 2019 Author Share Posted November 22, 2019 I can sleep better at night knowing that a real, true-life action superhero is watching and listening over the country. He hears when you are sleeping. He hears when you're awake. He hears when you've been bad or good. We can all be grateful that David "The Ear" Holmes, who testified yesterday can listen to an ant's steps from a mile away. Special mention to Fiona Hill, the Soros operative. She can stomp out a fire with her bare knuckles. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricordo Posted November 22, 2019 Author Share Posted November 22, 2019 The most beautiful sound I ever heard (Fiona, Fiona, Fiona) All the beautiful sounds of the world in a single word (Fiona, Fiona, Fiona, Fiona Fiona, Fiona) Fiona! I just met a girl named Fiona And suddenly that name Will never be the same To me Fiona Say it loud and there's music playing Say it soft and it's almost like praying Fiona, I'll never stop saying Fiona... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ricordo Posted November 23, 2019 Author Share Posted November 23, 2019 Unknowingly, the Dems might have hit the jackpot in fund raising. Someone has come up with the idea of David "The Ear" Holmes and Fiona Hill in a duet singing the classic "Baby, It's Cold Outside". Great stocking stuffer... "I really can't stay - Baby it's cold outside I've got to go away - Baby it's cold outside This evening has been - Been hoping that you'd drop in So very nice - I'll hold your hands, they're just like ice My mother will start to worry - Beautiful, what's your hurry? Soros will be pacing the floor - Listen to the fireplace roar So really I'd better scurry - Beautiful, please don't hurry Maybe just a one-and-a-half a drink more - Put some records on while I pour The neighbors might think - Baby, it's bad out there Say, what's in this drink? - No cabs to be had out there I wish I knew how - Your eyes are like starlight now To break this Trump spell - I'll take your hat, your hair looks swell I ought to say no, no, no - Mind if I move in closer? At least I'm gonna say that I tried - What's the sense in hurting my pride? I really can't stay - Baby don't holdout Ah, but it's cold outside I've got to get home - Oh, baby, you'll freeze out there Say, lend me your ear - It's up to your knees out there You've really been grand - Thrill when you touch my hand Why don't you see - How can you do this thing to me? There's bound to be talk tomorrow - Think of my life long sorrow At least there will be plenty implied - If you caught pneumonia and died I really can't stay - Get over that hold out Ah, but it's cold outside Oh, baby, it's cold outside Oh, baby, it's cold outside 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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