Huaco Kid Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 I know the way to San Jose. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 2 minutes ago, tous said: I fought the law and the law won. I called the state POST organization once and was told, "Never argue with a man with a gun!". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MDLOTT Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 If your Dad didn't have balls, he would be your transgendered uncle. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted August 11, 2019 Author Administrators Share Posted August 11, 2019 I see a cool car and I want to paint it black. No colors any more, just black, on black on black. I’ll cruise it down the road dressed in my fancy clothes. I’ll floor it at the light to see how fast it goes... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwalchmai Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 50 minutes ago, UnifiedFieldTheory said: There's a few places around here that say SLOW CHILDREN...I assume the intent is SLOW [down] CHILDREN [here] but it invariably leads to one of the kids hollering with glee, "DOES THAT MEAN THEY'RE EASIER TO RUN OVER?" Nah, it just means you don't lead 'em as much. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gwalchmai Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 The Clintons had Epstein killed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tous Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 29 minutes ago, Eric said: Well, I shot the sheriff and I think I winged the deputy. Who are you? Who, who? Who, who? I really want to know. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rellik Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 On 8/9/2019 at 5:31 AM, gwalchmai said: Billy the Mountain and his wife Ethel were an inter-special marriage. Studebaker Hawk was not impressed! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted August 11, 2019 Author Administrators Share Posted August 11, 2019 4 minutes ago, tous said: Who are you? Who, who? Who, who? I really want to know. Run to the hills. Run for your life. Sundown, you better take care. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tous Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 (edited) Don't let me find you creeping around my back stairs. Edited August 11, 2019 by tous 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rellik Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 (edited) 46 minutes ago, janice6 said: I like dogs. We need more dogs here! Da catzez sayz NO! Edited August 11, 2019 by Rellik 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dric902 Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 Â 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 Just now, Rellik said: The catzez says NO! Damn Cats! They always have the last say!!!!!  (I do like cats and all critters, but I am temperamental) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted August 11, 2019 Author Administrators Share Posted August 11, 2019 Roses are red and violets are blue I’m schizophrenic And so am I 3 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 (edited) 1 minute ago, Dric902 said:  Those that can do! Those that can't wail. Money and notoriety will often give a voice to those that have nothing to say! Edited August 11, 2019 by janice6 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rellik Posted August 11, 2019 Share Posted August 11, 2019 6 minutes ago, Dric902 said:  1. Useless yoko faking an orgasm while on acid. 2. Dat ain't no way to bugle elk.  3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted August 18, 2019 Share Posted August 18, 2019 Why do we make someone "Say Uncle"? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted August 18, 2019 Author Administrators Share Posted August 18, 2019 Why does Dennys have locks on its doors? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted August 18, 2019 Share Posted August 18, 2019 35 minutes ago, Eric said: Why does Dennys have locks on its doors? It's to keep the customers from getting out. Same as the immigration policy in some countries.  Of course, someone will say that locks are to keep honest people honest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silentpoet Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 On 8/11/2019 at 6:09 PM, Eric said: I see a cool car and I want to paint it black. No colors any more, just black, on black on black. I’ll cruise it down the road dressed in my fancy clothes. I’ll floor it at the light to see how fast it goes... Black shows more scratches than anything. If you want a full time job just buy a black car and try to keep it looking nice. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 15 minutes ago, Silentpoet said: Black shows more scratches than anything. If you want a full time job just buy a black car and try to keep it looking nice. The good thing about Black is that it's easy to match. The worst color to match is White. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silentpoet Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 5 minutes ago, janice6 said: The good thing about Black is that it's easy to match. The worst color to match is White.  1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 8 minutes ago, Silentpoet said:  Yeah! Isn't it! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Administrators Eric Posted August 19, 2019 Author Administrators Share Posted August 19, 2019 34 minutes ago, Silentpoet said: Black shows more scratches than anything. If you want a full time job just buy a black car and try to keep it looking nice.  1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
railfancwb Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 There's a few places around here that say SLOW CHILDREN...I assume the intent is SLOW [down] CHILDREN [here] but it invariably leads to one of the kids hollering with glee, "DOES THAT MEAN THEY'RE EASIER TO RUN OVER?"Used to be signs posted which said SLOW MEN WORKINGThat generated so much comment it was changed... several times... think after all the smart remarks and protests it now saysWORKINGEven that generates snorts. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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