What Is Middle Age

[Mrs Glockrunner]

Do you know what it's like being over 40?  It's like being a day-old helium balloon.  You're not in the sky anymore -- and you're not quite on the floor.

 

Middle age is when you recognize the classic rock songs that have been turned into elevator music.

 

Middle age:  When you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.

 

My body is like an old car.  Every time I sneeze, cough, or sputter, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires.

 

Being over 40 is like the movie, 'Speed', but you can't drop below 600 mg of ibuprofen in your system.

[janice6]

4 hours ago, Mrs Glockrunner said:

Do you know what it's like being over 40?  It's like being a day-old helium balloon.  You're not in the sky anymore -- and you're not quite on the floor.

 

Middle age is when you recognize the classic rock songs that have been turned into elevator music.

 

Middle age:  When you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy.

 

My body is like an old car.  Every time I sneeze, cough, or sputter, either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires.

 

Being over 40 is like the movie, 'Speed', but you can't drop below 600 mg of ibuprofen in your system.

For me, middle age began when I started looking backward to the past, more than I looked forward to the future.

[refugeepj]

middle age?

I don't remember.

[ChuckUles]

3 hours ago, janice6 said:

For me, middle age began when I started looking backward to the past, more than I looked forward to the future.

 

That is quotable!

[Cougar_ml]

Just remember, you're only as old as the woman you feel.

[Moshe]

Unless I am going to live to 92, middle age is well past.  

[Moshe]

2 hours ago, Cougar_ml said:

Just remember, you're only as old as the woman you feel.

Then I must be doing okay.