Silentpoet Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 (edited) https://www.foxbusiness.com/healthcare/fda-warns-big-penis-stimulant-has-hidden-drug-ingredient From the standpoint of engaging your customer's interest/marketing this is the best most simple product name ever. Edited July 19, 2019 by Silentpoet 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valmet Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 The box sure doesn’t leave much to the imagination Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 37 minutes ago, Silentpoet said: https://www.foxbusiness.com/healthcare/fda-warns-big-penis-stimulant-has-hidden-drug-ingredient From the standpoint of engaging your customer's interest/marketing this is the best most simple product name ever. So, according to the article, this product obviously should be marketed as a replacement for blood pressure medications since they both seem to lower the blood pressure, but one simply moves the blood to a more advantageous appendage in the course of it's function. This is the proverbial, "kill two birds with one stone" medication. You decrease the threat of high blood pressure in the brain, and place the high pressure blood where it will do the most good. I don't see this as another medication with adverse side effects, as much as a simple case of mislabeling a productive pharmaceutical. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Czervik Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 I have the same thing "BIG PENIS" tattooed on my midriff, but above it, it says "caution." 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silentpoet Posted July 19, 2019 Author Share Posted July 19, 2019 3 minutes ago, Al Czervik said: I have the same thing "BIG PENIS" tattooed on my midriff, but above it, it says "caution." How many times you been sued for false advertising? 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al Czervik Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 9 minutes ago, Silentpoet said: How many times you been sued for false advertising? Once, but it was a blue whale. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willie-pete Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 The homely nurse walked out of the patient's room and went straight over to her blond nurse friend and said " You will never believe what I just saw; the patient in room 201 has " Swan " tattooed on his penis . " Her friend said " I've got to see that " and hurried down the hall to Room 201. An hour later the two friends pass in the hallway and the first one asks if she saw it. Yeah , the blonde said, but it's not Swan; It's Saskatchewan 3 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 They sell them at all the gas stations and 7-11s here: 2 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silentpoet Posted July 19, 2019 Author Share Posted July 19, 2019 10 minutes ago, willie-pete said: The homely nurse walked out of the patient's room and went straight over to her blond nurse friend and said " You will never believe what I just saw; the patient in room 201 has " Swan " tattooed on his penis . " Her friend said " I've got to see that " and hurried down the hall to Room 201. An hour later the two friends pass in the hallway and the first one asks if she saw it. Yeah , the blonde said, but it's not Swan; It's Saskatchewan I once actually had to drug screen a guy who had SS lightning bolts tattooed on his penis. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASH Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holyjohnson Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 1 hour ago, Silentpoet said: I once actually had to drug screen a guy who had SS lightning bolts tattooed on his penis. gonna say he was positive for that and many many more things.. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KWalrad Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 "Big PENIS".... Pshaw.... Let me know when they come out with something that those of us that are carting around armadillos in our trousers REALLY need.... Something like "Smaller PENIS". 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
railfancwb Posted July 19, 2019 Share Posted July 19, 2019 Last week I took the dog out for a walk, and shoved the roll of "dog bags" down my front jeans pocket. Forgot to take it out, didn't really think much of it. Went to dentist a few hours later, and was probably reclined in that chair for a good hour with that roll making a distinctive lump in the front of my jeans. Doh.Remember going to a concert, maybe of Tom Jones, back when such concerts were held in auditoriums rather than football/baseball arenas. One of his jokes had to do with putting a roll of socks in his pocket. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silentpoet Posted July 19, 2019 Author Share Posted July 19, 2019 2 hours ago, KWalrad said: "Big PENIS".... Pshaw.... Let me know when they come out with something that those of us that are carting around armadillos in our trousers REALLY need.... Something like "Smaller PENIS". 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KWalrad Posted July 20, 2019 Share Posted July 20, 2019 1 hour ago, Silentpoet said: It ain't bragging if it's true. Some wise man somewhere said that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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