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Watch until the end.....

Sorry for the language....

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LOL.  That's what happens when your mouth writes a check your a$$ isn't able to cash.

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angry little cuss.

 

but seriously, imagine seeing the whole world from the perspective you have while sitting down to poop. everywhere you go, you're on the toilet looking up at the world. sure, you can jump up to get something off the top shelf at the store, but it's gonna be messy.

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57 minutes ago, Bish1309 said:

So, is it too late to get a cherry fritter with my rug burn?

A cherry fritter? You are a sick man, seek help. :puke:

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Huh... Karma IS a bitch. (And it's taller than that Napoleonic little prick.)

 

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It's no wonder he can't get a date.  And it's got nothing to do with only being 5' tall.

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If you're really looking for a fight,  NYC is a good place to find one!

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41 minutes ago, Huaco Kid said:

If you're really looking for a fight,  NYC is a good place to find one!

That guy has to fight to get up on to the toilet. Then he gets pissed off because his feet don't reach the floor.

 

Sorry little bastard.

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I'd be pretty pissed off too if I still had to shop for clothes in the children's section. 

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He reminds me of our Yorkie.  Percy weighs all of six pounds, but if someone knocks on the door or rings the bell those little legs get to churning and you would think there was a rottweiler in the house.

 

I think if I had been there it would have been hard not to laugh.  

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18 hours ago, tadbart said:

angry little cuss.

 

but seriously, imagine seeing the whole world from the perspective you have while sitting down to poop. everywhere you go, you're on the toilet looking up at the world. sure, you can jump up to get something off the top shelf at the store, but it's gonna be messy.

Or being the shortest person in the elevator. :)

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20 hours ago, NPTim said:

A cherry fritter? You are a sick man, seek help. :puke:

Hey, now!

 

I'm a double chocolate kinda guy. Cherry Fritter was his choice not mine. :tease:

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2 hours ago, Wyzz Kydd said:

He reminds me of our Yorkie.  Percy weighs all of six pounds, but if someone knocks on the door or rings the bell those little legs get to churning and you would think there was a rottweiler in the house.

 

I think if I had been there it would have been hard not to laugh.  

Mine too!

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There was a joke about a car accident and a dwarf. I can’t remember it just no. Something to do with “I’m not happy...”

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1 hour ago, NPTim said:

There was a joke about a car accident and a dwarf. I can’t remember it just no. Something to do with “I’m not happy...”

Yeah, I remember about that much, too!

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4 hours ago, NPTim said:

There was a joke about a car accident and a dwarf. I can’t remember it just no. Something to do with “I’m not happy...”

"Well, which one are you, then?" And that's when the fight started...

-Pat

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