SC Tiger Posted July 10, 2019 Share Posted July 10, 2019 (edited) Watch until the end..... Sorry for the language.... Edited July 10, 2019 by SC Tiger 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bish1309 Posted July 10, 2019 Share Posted July 10, 2019 So, is it too late to get a cherry fritter with my rug burn? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deputy tom Posted July 10, 2019 Share Posted July 10, 2019 tom. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyzz Kydd Posted July 10, 2019 Share Posted July 10, 2019 LOL. That's what happens when your mouth writes a check your a$$ isn't able to cash. 5 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tadbart Posted July 10, 2019 Share Posted July 10, 2019 angry little cuss. but seriously, imagine seeing the whole world from the perspective you have while sitting down to poop. everywhere you go, you're on the toilet looking up at the world. sure, you can jump up to get something off the top shelf at the store, but it's gonna be messy. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pipedreams Posted July 10, 2019 Share Posted July 10, 2019 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NPTim Posted July 10, 2019 Share Posted July 10, 2019 (edited) 57 minutes ago, Bish1309 said: So, is it too late to get a cherry fritter with my rug burn? A cherry fritter? You are a sick man, seek help. Edited July 10, 2019 by NPTim 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KWalrad Posted July 10, 2019 Share Posted July 10, 2019 Huh... Karma IS a bitch. (And it's taller than that Napoleonic little prick.) 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs.Cicero Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 It's no wonder he can't get a date. And it's got nothing to do with only being 5' tall. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 He's an angry elf. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huaco Kid Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 If you're really looking for a fight, NYC is a good place to find one! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KWalrad Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 41 minutes ago, Huaco Kid said: If you're really looking for a fight, NYC is a good place to find one! That guy has to fight to get up on to the toilet. Then he gets pissed off because his feet don't reach the floor. Sorry little bastard. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holyjohnson Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 wow,hope he doesn't use that language in Santa`s workshop... 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
refugeepj Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 as the Duke once said: "big mouth don't make a big man." 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maser Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 I'd be pretty pissed off too if I still had to shop for clothes in the children's section. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DWARREN123 Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 Either learn to cope or go thru life getting your ass beat! 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyzz Kydd Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 (edited) He reminds me of our Yorkie. Percy weighs all of six pounds, but if someone knocks on the door or rings the bell those little legs get to churning and you would think there was a rottweiler in the house. I think if I had been there it would have been hard not to laugh. Edited July 11, 2019 by Wyzz Kydd 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moshe Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moshe Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 18 hours ago, tadbart said: angry little cuss. but seriously, imagine seeing the whole world from the perspective you have while sitting down to poop. everywhere you go, you're on the toilet looking up at the world. sure, you can jump up to get something off the top shelf at the store, but it's gonna be messy. Or being the shortest person in the elevator. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bish1309 Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 20 hours ago, NPTim said: A cherry fritter? You are a sick man, seek help. Hey, now! I'm a double chocolate kinda guy. Cherry Fritter was his choice not mine. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
janice6 Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 2 hours ago, Wyzz Kydd said: He reminds me of our Yorkie. Percy weighs all of six pounds, but if someone knocks on the door or rings the bell those little legs get to churning and you would think there was a rottweiler in the house. I think if I had been there it would have been hard not to laugh. Mine too! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NPTim Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 There was a joke about a car accident and a dwarf. I can’t remember it just no. Something to do with “I’m not happy...” 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bish1309 Posted July 11, 2019 Share Posted July 11, 2019 1 hour ago, NPTim said: There was a joke about a car accident and a dwarf. I can’t remember it just no. Something to do with “I’m not happy...” Yeah, I remember about that much, too! 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cubdriver Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 4 hours ago, NPTim said: There was a joke about a car accident and a dwarf. I can’t remember it just no. Something to do with “I’m not happy...” "Well, which one are you, then?" And that's when the fight started... -Pat 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silentpoet Posted July 12, 2019 Share Posted July 12, 2019 https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/short-man-rants-bagel-boss-tackled The foxnews safe for work version. I think it is safe for work, but I really don't care. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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